Ask yourself, how far can the Nintendo Wii go? Will it be content as the leader of all next gen consoles, or does it hunger for something more? Could a console as advanced as the Wii lead the American people? We are so glad you asked, lets find out … shall we?

President Bush: Likes to start wars over “weapons of mass destruction”.
Nintendo Wii: Likes to get you moving and help with “ass reduction”.
Advantage: Wii

President Bush: Asks Americans “is our children learning?”
Nintendo Wii: Proves to Americans that Japanese children “are” learning.
Advantage: Wii

Nintendo Wii: Believes in a new form of player interaction.
President Bush: Believes in an old form of government reaction.
Advantage: Wii

Nintendo Wii: Keeps up with current events by way of “WiiConnect24″ a constantly connected application that works even when the system is off.
President Bush: Keeps up with current events by “moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets”
Advantage: Wii

Nintendo Wii: Long before the products global distribution, it went only by the code name of “revolution”
President Bush: With the face of a monkey, he makes known his contribution, as the hands down poster child for the theory of “evolution”.
Advantage: Wii

Nintendo Wii: Can do no wrong, selling like hot cakes in constant high demand, its the envy of next gen consoles across the land.
President Bush: Refuses to do what is right, forcing our troops to continue to fight, he is the butt of all jokes from London to Japan.
Advantage: Wii

Well, after that little number, it’s easy to see that the clear cut winner is Nintendo’s Wii! How did this story come about, patience says the lunch lady “there’s nooooo reason to shout”. It was late one night here at ripten and we all got to thinking, a little imagination goes a long way when you are tired and have been drinking.

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