Comments on: Wii Speak? http://www.ripten.com/2007/06/01/wii-speak/ Real Independent Press To Every Nerd Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:05:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Kevin http://www.ripten.com/2007/06/01/wii-speak/comment-page-1/#comment-2927 Kevin Thu, 04 Oct 2007 23:05:42 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=100#comment-2927 In response to the person above me. Thats what she said. In response to the person above me.

Thats what she said.

]]> By: Larso V http://www.ripten.com/2007/06/01/wii-speak/comment-page-1/#comment-2917 Larso V Thu, 04 Oct 2007 20:16:57 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=100#comment-2917 At last, the truth finally comes out. The Big N has tried so hard to fool us, but it seems as though someone's finally cracked the code. It is just as feared - Nintendo has in the works a nefarious scheme for world domination which begins with the Wii. First, they'll record our private conversations. They'll listen, they'll read between the lines. There's no stopping it - it's too late. The number of machines selling monthly will only rise from this point, and it's safe to say that by this time next year, we'll all be done for. Once they've acquired our credit card numbers and spouse's names, they'll begin the identity theft/rape regime that will not end for one thousand years. Just you wait - you'll be quietly entertaining yourself one day in front of the death machine (Wii Console) and you'll be surprised by a knock at the door. Before you can answer, they'll have rammed the door down. The Nintendo police will swarm in, and have sex with your wife, in front of you. Once they've taken your manhood, they will have won. At last, the truth finally comes out. The Big N has tried so hard to fool us, but it seems as though someone’s finally cracked the code.

It is just as feared – Nintendo has in the works a nefarious scheme for world domination which begins with the Wii. First, they’ll record our private conversations. They’ll listen, they’ll read between the lines. There’s no stopping it – it’s too late. The number of machines selling monthly will only rise from this point, and it’s safe to say that by this time next year, we’ll all be done for.

Once they’ve acquired our credit card numbers and spouse’s names, they’ll begin the identity theft/rape regime that will not end for one thousand years. Just you wait – you’ll be quietly entertaining yourself one day in front of the death machine (Wii Console) and you’ll be surprised by a knock at the door. Before you can answer, they’ll have rammed the door down. The Nintendo police will swarm in, and have sex with your wife, in front of you.

Once they’ve taken your manhood, they will have won.

]]> By: Steve http://www.ripten.com/2007/06/01/wii-speak/comment-page-1/#comment-33 Steve Fri, 01 Jun 2007 21:21:56 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=100#comment-33 <p>It's been out, 'almost' a year, and with all the hype, they still have yet to utilize every feature they have? Nintendo did well this time around.</p> It’s been out, ‘almost’ a year, and with all the hype, they still have yet to utilize every feature they have? Nintendo did well this time around.

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