Duke Nukem, because he’s bad ass.
Pikachu, because he’s cute.
Samus Aran, because she’s a hot chick.
Cloud, because I don’t really care.
Ryu Hyabusa, because Ninja Gaiden is awesome.
Mario, because he’s been in a LOT of games.
Lara Croft, she has nice cleavage in that pic.
Snake, because he’s too cool!
Tommy, he’s killed more people in total, ;).
Ryu, because Street Fighter is better.
Donkey Kong, because he’s a big ape.
Leon, because he’s from Resident Evil.
Fox, because Crash seems REALLY annoying.
Link, because he is pretty kick ass.
Yoshi, because he’ll lay man-eggs all over that weirdo.

wow interesting match ups.
I haven’t played all t hese games so I’m just going to go into the ones I know.

Sub zero vs Ryu, Ryu pwns..he’s more well rounded.

earthworm jim and donkey kong..I don’t even know. I’m gonna have to say earthworm jim tho. but I have no idea.

leon vs simon? simon all the way.

fox destroys crash.

link destroys guybrush.

1.Max payne is a killer and Tommy vercetti ishardly speacil so max payne would win . 2.Don’t care. 3.Subzero will freeze ryu (why not is scorpion). 4.D.K. will win (Earth is not worth it). 5.Leon is a Zzombie killer and survived Resdient Evil Games. 6.Fox will win. 7.Link is a swordsman he will finish Guybrush (who the heck is Guybush).
8.Yoshi can just eat Bonk.

There are only 4 matches I’m interested in. If cloud is here why is there no finalfantasy characters with him any one agree?

who the hell is bonk any way

Bonk’s Adventure is a 2D platform video game developed by Red Company and released in 1990 for the TurboGrafx-16. In Japan it was known as PC Kid. The game was later ported to the NES, Game Boy, Amiga, arcade systems under different titles (FC Kid, GB Kid and BC Kid) and is available through Nintendo’s Virtual Console service.

Story

The game’s protagonist is Bonk, a strong caveboy who battles anthropomorphic dinosaurs and other prehistoric themed enemies. Bonk’s mission is to rescue Princess Za (a small pink Pleisiosaur-type dinosaur) who has been kidnapped by the evil King Drool (a large, green, Tyrannosaurus-type dinosaur). In the Arcade version, he is also assisted by a female version of himself.

Gameplay
Bonk’s Adventure
Bonk’s Adventure

Bonk attacks enemies by “bonking” them with his large, invincible forehead. Bonk starts the game with three hearts worth of health, which are depleted to blue as Bonk takes damage, and three extra lives. Bonk’s health can be restored in increments by collecting fruits and vegetables.

Bonk can also collect pieces of meat as power-ups, these lend him special abilities and make him stronger. There are three stages of power-up: his normal self, a second stage during which he can stun enemies by pounding on the ground, and third stage where he becomes temporarily invulnerable. Meat can be found in two varieties: big meat and small meat. The effects of meat are additive but wear off over time. A small meat gives Bonk the second stage of meat power but will eventually decay into the first stage of meat power, and then back into regular Bonk. Eating a small meat while in stage one or two will put Bonk into the third, invincible stage of meat power. And eating either size of meat while in the third stage of meat power-up will reset the timer on Bonk’s meat power.

Bonk can occasionally collect red heart power-ups that refill an entire heart worth of health, or even more rarely a large red heart, which restores all of Bonk’s missing health. There are also two, rare, blue heart powerups in the game which will increase Bonk’s maximum health by one heart.

Bonking an enemy will typically knock it backward and slightly into the air. Defeating an enemy yields points and also releases a small “smiley” power-up. Bonk’s smileys are totalled at the end of each stage, after defeating the boss of that stage. The player is given additional points and a cave-man type congratulation based on how many smileys were collected.

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I never played it either, also its available on wii so those interested can check it out.

I’m thinking that max payne wins, swords and immortal foreheads do what against pill popping psycho path with dual uzie’s? bonks invincible forehead leaves the rest of his body as an achillse hill and links shield isn’t stopping bullets.

max payne is the most athletic gunner, leon will die against anyone while he stops moving and focus really hard on aiming.

verscetti runs around like a chicken with his head cut off unloading more ammo then a sqaud of apache’s but missing everyone.

belmonts whip is limp.

yuki and law fail to show up after a late night of partying and a late night of love with each other.

yoshi eats earth worm for breakfast.

ryu is stuck in 1990, his time machine breaks and is unable to make repairs in time for the the tounry.

everyone else dies by cop and max payne having consumed lethal dose of narcotics is up for 3 days straight with a multitude of hookers before falling to exhaustion and dieing.

who the hell is guybrush?

and why the hell do they think he’s worth enough to get the opportunity to get his ass kicked by link??? O_o

half of these matchups dont make much sense…

Is the red company the creators of big red racing?