Comments on: “King Of The Game” - Division Two http://www.ripten.com/2007/06/04/%e2%80%9cking-of-the-game%e2%80%9d-division-two/ All Your Geek Are Belong To Us Tue, 6 Jan 2009 20:13:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Dmaster14 http://www.ripten.com/2007/06/04/%e2%80%9cking-of-the-game%e2%80%9d-division-two/#comment-47496 Dmaster14 Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:28:09 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=120#comment-47496 Master Chief kicks Samus Aran's ass, sure she has alot of weps and MC only can cary two But he has Cybernetic enhancements that surpass Anything samus has. Plus Samus is nothing with out her powerups. that and master chief is faster, stronger, and smarter that samus. He also has a Better rep. Dont forget if the powerups were on the field MC would be able to pick them up also cus his Mjolinar Suit is adaptable. and if u put them in after there adventures Samus would still be screwed cus Master Chief is damn Near invisible cus he has all the skulls from legendary difficulties in halo 2 & 3. Master Chief kicks Samus Aran’s ass, sure she has alot of weps and MC only can cary two But he has Cybernetic enhancements that surpass Anything samus has. Plus Samus is nothing with out her powerups. that and master chief is faster, stronger, and smarter that samus. He also has a Better rep. Dont forget if the powerups were on the field MC would be able to pick them up also cus his Mjolinar Suit is adaptable. and if u put them in after there adventures Samus would still be screwed cus Master Chief is damn Near invisible cus he has all the skulls from legendary difficulties in halo 2 & 3.

]]> By: Melos http://www.ripten.com/2007/06/04/%e2%80%9cking-of-the-game%e2%80%9d-division-two/#comment-13246 Melos Sat, 19 Jan 2008 09:34:21 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=120#comment-13246 Is the red company the creators of big red racing? Is the red company the creators of big red racing?

]]> By: pontyfaxjr http://www.ripten.com/2007/06/04/%e2%80%9cking-of-the-game%e2%80%9d-division-two/#comment-12938 pontyfaxjr Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:17:22 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=120#comment-12938 guybrush threepwood is from lucasarts popular point and click adventure series, escape from monkey island. he really isnt the type who could fight link mind you. guybrush threepwood is from lucasarts popular point and click adventure series, escape from monkey island. he really isnt the type who could fight link mind you.

]]> By: midnightkey267 http://www.ripten.com/2007/06/04/%e2%80%9cking-of-the-game%e2%80%9d-division-two/#comment-12188 midnightkey267 Sat, 12 Jan 2008 20:34:43 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=120#comment-12188 who the hell is guybrush? and why the hell do they think he's worth enough to get the opportunity to get his ass kicked by link??? O_o half of these matchups dont make much sense... who the hell is guybrush?

and why the hell do they think he’s worth enough to get the opportunity to get his ass kicked by link??? O_o

half of these matchups dont make much sense…

]]> By: DJdaniel http://www.ripten.com/2007/06/04/%e2%80%9cking-of-the-game%e2%80%9d-division-two/#comment-9162 DJdaniel Thu, 20 Dec 2007 03:03:27 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=120#comment-9162 Subzero is okay but people can kill him with a bucket of water if no one think so then watch the mortal combat movie! Subzero is okay but people can kill him with a bucket of water if no one think so then watch the mortal combat movie!

]]> By: LordCancer http://www.ripten.com/2007/06/04/%e2%80%9cking-of-the-game%e2%80%9d-division-two/#comment-4724 LordCancer Fri, 02 Nov 2007 23:35:51 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=120#comment-4724 I'm thinking that max payne wins, swords and immortal foreheads do what against pill popping psycho path with dual uzie's? bonks invincible forehead leaves the rest of his body as an achillse hill and links shield isn't stopping bullets. max payne is the most athletic gunner, leon will die against anyone while he stops moving and focus really hard on aiming. verscetti runs around like a chicken with his head cut off unloading more ammo then a sqaud of apache's but missing everyone. belmonts whip is limp. yuki and law fail to show up after a late night of partying and a late night of love with each other. yoshi eats earth worm for breakfast. ryu is stuck in 1990, his time machine breaks and is unable to make repairs in time for the the tounry. everyone else dies by cop and max payne having consumed lethal dose of narcotics is up for 3 days straight with a multitude of hookers before falling to exhaustion and dieing. I’m thinking that max payne wins, swords and immortal foreheads do what against pill popping psycho path with dual uzie’s? bonks invincible forehead leaves the rest of his body as an achillse hill and links shield isn’t stopping bullets.

max payne is the most athletic gunner, leon will die against anyone while he stops moving and focus really hard on aiming.

verscetti runs around like a chicken with his head cut off unloading more ammo then a sqaud of apache’s but missing everyone.

belmonts whip is limp.

yuki and law fail to show up after a late night of partying and a late night of love with each other.

yoshi eats earth worm for breakfast.

ryu is stuck in 1990, his time machine breaks and is unable to make repairs in time for the the tounry.

everyone else dies by cop and max payne having consumed lethal dose of narcotics is up for 3 days straight with a multitude of hookers before falling to exhaustion and dieing.

]]> By: Operation Zero http://www.ripten.com/2007/06/04/%e2%80%9cking-of-the-game%e2%80%9d-division-two/#comment-4717 Operation Zero Fri, 02 Nov 2007 21:37:41 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=120#comment-4717 well bonk is screwed then because even if he can beat Yoshi there is no way in Hell for him to beat Link. well bonk is screwed then because even if he can beat Yoshi there is no way in Hell for him to beat Link.

]]> By: LordCancer http://www.ripten.com/2007/06/04/%e2%80%9cking-of-the-game%e2%80%9d-division-two/#comment-4637 LordCancer Fri, 02 Nov 2007 01:38:03 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=120#comment-4637 Bonk's Adventure is a 2D platform video game developed by Red Company and released in 1990 for the TurboGrafx-16. In Japan it was known as PC Kid. The game was later ported to the NES, Game Boy, Amiga, arcade systems under different titles (FC Kid, GB Kid and BC Kid) and is available through Nintendo's Virtual Console service. Story The game's protagonist is Bonk, a strong caveboy who battles anthropomorphic dinosaurs and other prehistoric themed enemies. Bonk's mission is to rescue Princess Za (a small pink Pleisiosaur-type dinosaur) who has been kidnapped by the evil King Drool (a large, green, Tyrannosaurus-type dinosaur). In the Arcade version, he is also assisted by a female version of himself. Gameplay Bonk's Adventure Bonk's Adventure Bonk attacks enemies by "bonking" them with his large, invincible forehead. Bonk starts the game with three hearts worth of health, which are depleted to blue as Bonk takes damage, and three extra lives. Bonk's health can be restored in increments by collecting fruits and vegetables. Bonk can also collect pieces of meat as power-ups, these lend him special abilities and make him stronger. There are three stages of power-up: his normal self, a second stage during which he can stun enemies by pounding on the ground, and third stage where he becomes temporarily invulnerable. Meat can be found in two varieties: big meat and small meat. The effects of meat are additive but wear off over time. A small meat gives Bonk the second stage of meat power but will eventually decay into the first stage of meat power, and then back into regular Bonk. Eating a small meat while in stage one or two will put Bonk into the third, invincible stage of meat power. And eating either size of meat while in the third stage of meat power-up will reset the timer on Bonk's meat power. Bonk can occasionally collect red heart power-ups that refill an entire heart worth of health, or even more rarely a large red heart, which restores all of Bonk's missing health. There are also two, rare, blue heart powerups in the game which will increase Bonk's maximum health by one heart. Bonking an enemy will typically knock it backward and slightly into the air. Defeating an enemy yields points and also releases a small "smiley" power-up. Bonk's smileys are totalled at the end of each stage, after defeating the boss of that stage. The player is given additional points and a cave-man type congratulation based on how many smileys were collected. wikipedia- I never played it either, also its available on wii so those interested can check it out. Bonk’s Adventure is a 2D platform video game developed by Red Company and released in 1990 for the TurboGrafx-16. In Japan it was known as PC Kid. The game was later ported to the NES, Game Boy, Amiga, arcade systems under different titles (FC Kid, GB Kid and BC Kid) and is available through Nintendo’s Virtual Console service.

Story

The game’s protagonist is Bonk, a strong caveboy who battles anthropomorphic dinosaurs and other prehistoric themed enemies. Bonk’s mission is to rescue Princess Za (a small pink Pleisiosaur-type dinosaur) who has been kidnapped by the evil King Drool (a large, green, Tyrannosaurus-type dinosaur). In the Arcade version, he is also assisted by a female version of himself.

Gameplay
Bonk’s Adventure
Bonk’s Adventure

Bonk attacks enemies by “bonking” them with his large, invincible forehead. Bonk starts the game with three hearts worth of health, which are depleted to blue as Bonk takes damage, and three extra lives. Bonk’s health can be restored in increments by collecting fruits and vegetables.

Bonk can also collect pieces of meat as power-ups, these lend him special abilities and make him stronger. There are three stages of power-up: his normal self, a second stage during which he can stun enemies by pounding on the ground, and third stage where he becomes temporarily invulnerable. Meat can be found in two varieties: big meat and small meat. The effects of meat are additive but wear off over time. A small meat gives Bonk the second stage of meat power but will eventually decay into the first stage of meat power, and then back into regular Bonk. Eating a small meat while in stage one or two will put Bonk into the third, invincible stage of meat power. And eating either size of meat while in the third stage of meat power-up will reset the timer on Bonk’s meat power.

Bonk can occasionally collect red heart power-ups that refill an entire heart worth of health, or even more rarely a large red heart, which restores all of Bonk’s missing health. There are also two, rare, blue heart powerups in the game which will increase Bonk’s maximum health by one heart.

Bonking an enemy will typically knock it backward and slightly into the air. Defeating an enemy yields points and also releases a small “smiley” power-up. Bonk’s smileys are totalled at the end of each stage, after defeating the boss of that stage. The player is given additional points and a cave-man type congratulation based on how many smileys were collected.

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I never played it either, also its available on wii so those interested can check it out.

]]> By: DJdaniel http://www.ripten.com/2007/06/04/%e2%80%9cking-of-the-game%e2%80%9d-division-two/#comment-4636 DJdaniel Fri, 02 Nov 2007 01:10:40 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=120#comment-4636 That what I want to know how the hell is bonk most people never knew him That what I want to know how the hell is bonk most people never knew him

]]> By: Operation Zero http://www.ripten.com/2007/06/04/%e2%80%9cking-of-the-game%e2%80%9d-division-two/#comment-3884 Operation Zero Sat, 20 Oct 2007 18:38:18 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=120#comment-3884 who the hell is bonk any way who the hell is bonk any way

]]> By: Nimeon http://www.ripten.com/2007/06/04/%e2%80%9cking-of-the-game%e2%80%9d-division-two/#comment-3810 Nimeon Fri, 19 Oct 2007 05:22:23 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=120#comment-3810 wow, guybrush is screwed... lol wow, guybrush is screwed… lol

]]> By: DJdaniel http://www.ripten.com/2007/06/04/%e2%80%9cking-of-the-game%e2%80%9d-division-two/#comment-3399 DJdaniel Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:05:33 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=120#comment-3399 There are only 4 matches I'm interested in. If cloud is here why is there no finalfantasy characters with him any one agree? There are only 4 matches I’m interested in. If cloud is here why is there no finalfantasy characters with him any one agree?

]]> By: Moleman http://www.ripten.com/2007/06/04/%e2%80%9cking-of-the-game%e2%80%9d-division-two/#comment-3295 Moleman Thu, 11 Oct 2007 04:38:31 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=120#comment-3295 why are half of these people in this? yoshi, bonk, guybrush, crash?? some of them can fight things and hold their own but compared to other charachters in this "king of the game" competition they are like children! i reckon i could pick a better lign up in a couple of seconds. wheres raziel or kain from soul reaver? another charachter from Final fantasy wouldn't be too bad either, squall with his gunblade and stuff would do well, some legend of dragoon chachters (can't remember their names) would be awesome in a fight, warcraft anyone? arthus or someone out of that... yeah and samus for the king/queen see points on other page *sigh* ... why are half of these people in this? yoshi, bonk, guybrush, crash?? some of them can fight things and hold their own but compared to other charachters in this “king of the game” competition they are like children!
i reckon i could pick a better lign up in a couple of seconds. wheres raziel or kain from soul reaver? another charachter from Final fantasy wouldn’t be too bad either, squall with his gunblade and stuff would do well, some legend of dragoon chachters (can’t remember their names) would be awesome in a fight, warcraft anyone? arthus or someone out of that… yeah

and samus for the king/queen

see points on other page *sigh* …

]]> By: DJdaniel http://www.ripten.com/2007/06/04/%e2%80%9cking-of-the-game%e2%80%9d-division-two/#comment-3282 DJdaniel Thu, 11 Oct 2007 01:36:55 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=120#comment-3282 1.Max payne is a killer and Tommy vercetti ishardly speacil so max payne would win . 2.Don't care. 3.Subzero will freeze ryu (why not is scorpion). 4.D.K. will win (Earth is not worth it). 5.Leon is a Zzombie killer and survived Resdient Evil Games. 6.Fox will win. 7.Link is a swordsman he will finish Guybrush (who the heck is Guybush). 8.Yoshi can just eat Bonk. 1.Max payne is a killer and Tommy vercetti ishardly speacil so max payne would win . 2.Don’t care. 3.Subzero will freeze ryu (why not is scorpion). 4.D.K. will win (Earth is not worth it). 5.Leon is a Zzombie killer and survived Resdient Evil Games. 6.Fox will win. 7.Link is a swordsman he will finish Guybrush (who the heck is Guybush).
8.Yoshi can just eat Bonk.

]]> By: Domination http://www.ripten.com/2007/06/04/%e2%80%9cking-of-the-game%e2%80%9d-division-two/#comment-2218 Domination Sun, 16 Sep 2007 20:43:42 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=120#comment-2218 Fenix beats Nukem, Sonic beats Pikachu, Masterchief beats Samus, Cloud beats Landale, Hyabusa beats Musashi, Mario beats Megaman, Croft beats Pitfall, Snake beats Fisher, Payne beats Vercetti, Law beats Akira, Subzero beats Ryu, DK beats Earthworm Jim, Belmont beats Leon, Crash beats McCloud, Link dominates Guybrush, Yoshi destroys Bonk! N that's how it should be. Fenix beats Nukem, Sonic beats Pikachu,
Masterchief beats Samus, Cloud beats Landale,
Hyabusa beats Musashi, Mario beats Megaman,
Croft beats Pitfall, Snake beats Fisher,
Payne beats Vercetti, Law beats Akira,
Subzero beats Ryu, DK beats Earthworm Jim,
Belmont beats Leon, Crash beats McCloud,
Link dominates Guybrush, Yoshi destroys Bonk!
N that’s how it should be.

]]> By: alex http://www.ripten.com/2007/06/04/%e2%80%9cking-of-the-game%e2%80%9d-division-two/#comment-2217 alex Sun, 16 Sep 2007 19:09:23 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=120#comment-2217 wow interesting match ups. I haven't played all t hese games so I'm just going to go into the ones I know. Sub zero vs Ryu, Ryu pwns..he's more well rounded. earthworm jim and donkey kong..I don't even know. I'm gonna have to say earthworm jim tho. but I have no idea. leon vs simon? simon all the way. fox destroys crash. link destroys guybrush. wow interesting match ups.
I haven’t played all t hese games so I’m just going to go into the ones I know.

Sub zero vs Ryu, Ryu pwns..he’s more well rounded.

earthworm jim and donkey kong..I don’t even know. I’m gonna have to say earthworm jim tho. but I have no idea.

leon vs simon? simon all the way.

fox destroys crash.

link destroys guybrush.

]]> By: Sarge http://www.ripten.com/2007/06/04/%e2%80%9cking-of-the-game%e2%80%9d-division-two/#comment-2003 Sarge Wed, 12 Sep 2007 04:01:41 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=120#comment-2003 What I really wish I could see is cloud get chainsawed by Marcus Phoenix. Anyways heres what i think 4 the 2nd lineup- 1.Max Paynes got skill, Tommy can just shoot civilians 2.Marshall cuz hes based off bruce lee 3.Ryu gets zero with long range hidoken 4.Jim shoots DK or Dk strangles Jim depending on where they start off at 5.Simon would win with some supernatural shit 6.Fox shoots the retarded rodent 7.Link cuts his head off 8.Yoshi eats him alive! What I really wish I could see is cloud get chainsawed by Marcus Phoenix. Anyways heres what i think 4 the 2nd lineup-
1.Max Paynes got skill, Tommy can just shoot civilians
2.Marshall cuz hes based off bruce lee
3.Ryu gets zero with long range hidoken
4.Jim shoots DK or Dk strangles Jim depending on where they start off at
5.Simon would win with some supernatural shit
6.Fox shoots the retarded rodent
7.Link cuts his head off
8.Yoshi eats him alive!

]]> By: Opop http://www.ripten.com/2007/06/04/%e2%80%9cking-of-the-game%e2%80%9d-division-two/#comment-1190 Opop Thu, 23 Aug 2007 02:15:21 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=120#comment-1190 Duke Nukem, because he's bad ass. Pikachu, because he's cute. Samus Aran, because she's a hot chick. Cloud, because I don't really care. Ryu Hyabusa, because Ninja Gaiden is awesome. Mario, because he's been in a LOT of games. Lara Croft, she has nice cleavage in that pic. Snake, because he's too cool! Tommy, he's killed more people in total, ;). Ryu, because Street Fighter is better. Donkey Kong, because he's a big ape. Leon, because he's from Resident Evil. Fox, because Crash seems REALLY annoying. Link, because he is pretty kick ass. Yoshi, because he'll lay man-eggs all over that weirdo. Duke Nukem, because he’s bad ass.
Pikachu, because he’s cute.
Samus Aran, because she’s a hot chick.
Cloud, because I don’t really care.
Ryu Hyabusa, because Ninja Gaiden is awesome.
Mario, because he’s been in a LOT of games.
Lara Croft, she has nice cleavage in that pic.
Snake, because he’s too cool!
Tommy, he’s killed more people in total, ;).
Ryu, because Street Fighter is better.
Donkey Kong, because he’s a big ape.
Leon, because he’s from Resident Evil.
Fox, because Crash seems REALLY annoying.
Link, because he is pretty kick ass.
Yoshi, because he’ll lay man-eggs all over that weirdo.

]]> By: JB http://www.ripten.com/2007/06/04/%e2%80%9cking-of-the-game%e2%80%9d-division-two/#comment-734 JB Wed, 01 Aug 2007 21:01:29 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=120#comment-734 This is my opinion: Max Payne was born to kill... Tommy was born to steal cars... I have no doubt Max will blow Tommys brains out. I believe in Ruy, he should win against Zero. Earthworm Jim will most likely come out as the victor against Donkey Kong. Between Leon and Simon... I'm not sure but I'm rooting for Simon.. But Leon isn't bad.. I'm gonna have to go with Fox in his fight, I think he's more skilled and has more battle experience. As much as I'm rooting for Guybrush I doubt he'll beat Link.. Since he's kind of a coward and not that good of a fighter.. Since I doubt Link will crack under his insults.. Lastly.. I'm rooting for Yoshi. Remember this is only my opinion, and is based on my own experiences. This is my opinion:

Max Payne was born to kill… Tommy was born to steal cars… I have no doubt Max will blow Tommys brains out.

I believe in Ruy, he should win against Zero.

Earthworm Jim will most likely come out as the victor against Donkey Kong.

Between Leon and Simon… I’m not sure but I’m rooting for Simon.. But Leon isn’t bad..

I’m gonna have to go with Fox in his fight, I think he’s more skilled and has more battle experience.

As much as I’m rooting for Guybrush I doubt he’ll beat Link.. Since he’s kind of a coward and not that good of a fighter.. Since I doubt Link will crack under his insults..

Lastly.. I’m rooting for Yoshi.

Remember this is only my opinion, and is based on my own experiences.

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