What the hell do you mean he ain’t out here?

These days, everyone is looking for dirt on Gears of War 2, and getting a hold of CliffyB would be a good place to start … if you can find him.

While we have had our troops combing the desert for him on a daily basis, it appears we were looking in the wrong place. If only our sources told us that he was performing stand up comedy at a lovely establishment called the “Dirty South Comedy Theater”.

We wonder if this is what Mark Rein meant when he said Epic was too busy to have any type of Gears of War sequel demo ready for E3 … somehow we don’t think so. Don’t believe us? Check it out for yourself, although we have to warn you that comedy is definitely not in his future.

http://www.ripten.com/cliffyBstage.flv

Tags: Cliffy-B, Epic-Games, Gears-of-War

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