Forget Racism, Capcom’s Resident Evil Franchise Is Biased Against Dead People

Forget about the accusations of racism being made against Capcom’s Resident Evil 5, at least the offended living black people can defend themselves. What about the countless dead people that have been made a mockery of in every itteration of the game thus far?
They lay there, in peace (or pieces) just minding their own business, while the heartless crew over at Capcom thinks up new ways to portray them as evil beings full of life. It’s not only insulting, it’s flat out unrealistic.
Have you ever tried to wiggle your foot after it has fallen asleep? Now imagine trying to move your foot after you died. Not gonna happen, because dead people can’t move. Of course Capcom will claim that this was an oversight on their part, but we know the truth. They are out to make dead people look bad.
We decided to cut through all the BS and ask a few stiffs what they thought of the situation at hand. When asked about being portrayed as an evil individual who mindlessly tries to kill other humans in the Resident Evil franchise, dead person number one said … you guessed it, DP numero uno took the high road and declined to comment. When asked what color she originally was before biting the big one, DP2 kept her lips sealed as well. These two reeked of class and well … lets just leave it at class.
In closing, it is pretty obvious that the upset masses are focusing on the wrong issue here. The question is not what color was the skin on that dead person, it’s why the heck is he or she walking … aren’t they supposed to be dead? Get it together Capcom, gamers will not stand for these types of blatant inaccuracies in their games any longer.











