Caption Wanted: Web Fluid Overrated?

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We think we have found the perfect way to get rid of the extra games we get from publishers, and find out just how creative our readers are at the same time.

This edition of “Caption Wanted” will be awarding one copy of Tony Hawk’s Proving Ground (360) and Spider-Man Friend or Foe (360) to the individual with the caption that makes us laugh the hardest. Nothing to lose, and some free games to gain — so show us what ya’ got.

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  • Stunt

    This is what a child looks like after Michael Jackson lets them visit his theme park.

  • MMMunchieMan

    If Doc Oc trys sneaking up behind me again, I’ll be ready!

  • PeanutButterDragway

    Superman has it easy…

  • HAL9000

    how do i board skate?

  • LordCancer

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    “I’m tough on crime, When my roids are acting up I choose Spider Sack to keep me in the game”

    -Spider Man-

    Spider Sack: tough on roids, soothing for you.

  • Swiftfoe

    “The pillow’s for when I see my own poundland’s finest shoes, and take a spazztastic spidey spill!”

  • stefan

    budding young inventor fails when his rear air bag goes off prematurely, knocking him off balance

  • Brandon

    Do a flip!

  • Christian Gridelli

    After Spiderman’s brief stint in prison, he learned you can never be too careful when bending over.

  • jgboy24

    ^ I will probably live in my moms basement in 20 years ^

  • http://www.ripten.com Chad Lakkis

    Hey guys and girls,

    This was a close one. We really had a good laugh at your little blurb LC, unfortunately it was a bit long for a “caption”. The winner of our first “CAPTION WANTED” giveaway is STUNT. Poor MJ, he just can’t catch a break…

    Stunt, shoot us an email from the same email you used to post the comment to “riptencontest@gmail.com” with the subject “caption wanted”. Include the address you would like the games sent to.

    Thanks everyone, and there will be plenty more where this came from.

    Chad-

  • dennis O’Neil

    What would it take to knock a buck off of gasoline?