Comments on: 2007, This is Duke Nukem Calling

By: Dennis

Dennis — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 18:19:41 +0000

Excited ain’t the word! Bird is the word, bitches! I mean, I played the original Duke in the AHcades, and I loved it! So any news about the Duke, is greatly fantabulously appreciated news…bitches.

By: Jonathan Zungre

Jonathan Zungre — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 05:13:14 +0000

I’m taking you up on that high five dude. those don’t come around everyday.

By: Dan Landis

Dan Landis — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:21:04 +0000

Yeah, I saw it. Kinda lame. I guess that’s what most “teaser” trailers end up being, though. Your trailer idea would have been much better, so I think I may owe you a high-five for creativity.

By: Zxmd

Zxmd — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 02:25:48 +0000

@Jon

That trailer would be the shit. The only thing that would make it better, after the forever logo, Duke corpse-humping MC.

By: Jonathan Zungre

Jonathan Zungre — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:56:57 +0000

dan,thanks buddy. the trailer turned out to be pretty good actually, i thought. did you see it? but i really would of liked to see him beating up some other FPS protagonists.

By: Dan Landis

Dan Landis — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 07:00:00 +0000

If you aren’t a mole, maybe you should go work for 3d Realms’ PR department. If that really was the trailer, I would laugh and stuff, then maybe give you a high five.

By: Chad Lakkis

Chad Lakkis — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 05:27:00 +0000

Ha-Ha. Ladies and gentlemen there is a 3d Realms mole among us….

By: Jonathan Zungre

Jonathan Zungre — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 04:42:19 +0000

i love duke nukem.

my guess for the trailer:

We open on a sunny day at starbucks. Gordon Freeman and Master chief conversing over latte’s when the shadow of a huge form falls on their faces.

They both look up.

Master Chief whispers, “oh..no…he’s back.”

Freeman begins to cry.

a voice like gravel comes from the shadow:

“only girls wear armor.”

bullets shred freeman, the cheif and everyone in the starbucks and then the entire state is nuked.

an ash covered form is the only thing left standing in inside of a bombed out storefront. His back is on us. we zoom in as he lifts a lit cigar to his mouth. as the screen fades to black we hear the same gravel voice:

“hail to the king baby.”

duke nukem forever logo appears.

By: Twizlex

Twizlex — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 03:54:06 +0000

Freak shows are cool.

By: Cavin Smith

Cavin Smith — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 03:06:34 +0000

I don’t know if it can live up to any measure of hype, but I’m almost willing to buy/play it out of pure curiosity.

It’s like paying the entrance fee to a freak show!