Next U.S. President To Be Decided By Kung-Fu Tournament

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If only this were real life and not just a videogame. The people over at AtomFilms have created Kung-Fu Election, a fighting game starring eight of the current U.S. Presidential candidates.

The flash-based game comes fully equipped with an opening cinematic starring a young kung-fu master/rawk artist jamming to the current political issues.

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I’ve gathered from the opening that Bush and Cheney are the end bosses of the game. They are shown a few times throughout the rock anthem, but are not selectable characters. I also suck enough that I’ve never made it very far up the tournament ladder to find out for sure.

The controls are pretty simple, with Z, X, and C being your attack buttons, spacebar blocks, and the directional buttons move your character. There are also two special moves in the form of a projectile attack and a power charge.

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Contrary to what this picture may lead you to believe, Mrs. Clinton does not
generally jump around with blood spewing from her vagina.

While I don’t think the game itself is all that fun, it is well done and has quite a few political gags in there for anyone that follows the news. You can check the game out at www.kungfuelection.com, or through the Atom Films homepage.

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  • Dennis

    Cool, I challenge you, Dan! Only if I can be Baraka O’bama! HA…Baraka…I kill me.

  • Krispy Demon

    Is the great Ron Paul out already or is he just too awesome to be parodied in this thing?

  • Jonathan Zungre

    wow, once you get past the i wanna do kung fu music video the game is actually really slick for an internet game.

    my huckabee got all the way to Bush-Goro but couldn’t not win. : )

    no continues.