Microsoft and The US Army Team Up To Offer Halo 3 Tournament
by Wade Larson on January 12, 2008
This is my copy of Halo 3. There are many like it but this one is mine.
Maybe Jack Thompson isn’t as crazy as we all know he is, and the Department of Defense actually is training an army of super soldiers through video games. Or maybe he is crazy and the Army is just jumping on the Halo 3 bandwagon.
Either way, The Army has teamed up with Microsoft to offer all you scum suckin’ maggots a chance to prove you aren’t a worthless lump of dog excrement – by putting together a Halo 3 Tournament, exclusively on Xbox Live.
Registration starts in March and the tournament starts in April, with prizes for winners and finalists. So if you think you’ve got game, prove it, and you could be the lucky winner of an all-expenses paid trip to a land of sun and sand (and oil). Or maybe just some exclusive Halo swag and Microsoft goodies.
For those interested in getting a little pre-tournament practice, There will also be some training drills to keep your skills sharp. Team Xbox reports there will be training sessions for sniping, heavy weapons and vehicles.
Registration for the first of three training sessions begins on Jan. 7, with gameplay beginning exclusively on Xbox LIVE on Jan. 19. Winners of these Basic Combat Training sessions will receive prizes, including Microsoft Points, exclusive “Halo 3” art, and more.
The Basic Combat Training schedule is as follows:
* Registration begins: 1/7, Training begins: 1/19 – Sniper School
* Registration begins: 1/28, Training begins: 2/9 – Heavy Weapons
* Registration begins: 2/18, Training begins: 3/1– Vehicles
Registration is open now, so get your butt into boot camp you useless ape, and earn the name “Spartan.”
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on January 13, 2008 8:36 pm
Why is there a picture of our beloved Gunnery Sergeant Ermey of the United States Marine Corps at the top of this article? Was there not a motivating picture of a Soldier that could have been used instead? The Army has its own heroes; don’t steal ours.
on January 14, 2008 2:16 am
I knew someone would make that comment…
Well, mainly because that image worked the best for what I was trying to do with it Trev.
Chad-
on January 14, 2008 1:15 pm
heh, i thought it was about to say “making a Halo tournament game” like unreal tournament xD though i dont know how it would’ve been =/
on January 19, 2008 3:10 am
Using games to recruit for the army, about as low as you can get.