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Ripten Wants To Give You The Moon* — Because You Deserve It

by Chad Lakkis on March 6, 2008 at 8:57 pm

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You know, we appreciate our readers sooo much, that we got to thinking recently. What can we give them that would really show them how much we care? The Sun? The stars? How about the Moon?

That’s right. In appreciation of your loyalty to us, we are offering a once in a lifetime opportunity to our first 1 billion registered forum users — an all expenses paid trip to that giant chunk of cheese in the sky.

Who else will give you the moon? Seriously? Here is all you have to do to be entered. Head on over to our forum thread titled “Ripten Gives You The Moon“, sign up for free, and leave a message telling us what you would do if given the chance to land on the moon.

That’s it. The rest is up to us. We will work our asses off night and day, with one goal — to make enough money to take our first billion registered users with us to the moon. Our doubters may be laughing, but not you, because you are wise. See you on the dark side.

Sign up here.

*Ripten cannot actually give you the moon.

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8 Comments »

  1. John Kershaw
    on March 6, 2008 9:01 pm

    billion? pff, make it interesting, first trillion.

  2. Chad Lakkis
    on March 6, 2008 9:04 pm

    Our spaceship won’t hold that many.

  3. Kev Lochun
    on March 6, 2008 9:08 pm

    Guess we’re going to need a lot more washing up liquid bottles and PVA then…

  4. Chad Lakkis
    on March 6, 2008 10:11 pm

    Whatever it takes. We can do it.

  5. Patrick Steen
    on March 7, 2008 4:02 am

    Bring out the sticky backed plastic!

  6. LC
    on March 7, 2008 6:07 am

    well it seems i fit in here, your all god damned crazy.

  7. Discombobulator
    on March 7, 2008 1:26 pm

    I not only want the moon, i demand the moon and i want it on a stick.

  8. Wade Larson
    on March 7, 2008 1:55 pm

    F*** the moon. I want Mars. Maybe Jupiter. It has a lot of moons.

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