I’m just glad he hasn’t touched any really good games yet (or ever, hopefully). I would snap if he even touched a game like Zelda or MGS (there was apparently a rumor about that one).

And calling himself a genius isn’t exactly winning him any points. He recycles material from a different media and he fails every time. My question is why the hell does he make video game movies constantly? You say games are difficult to make into movies SO WHY THE HELL DOES HE DO IT?! He’s got a doctorate in Literature for fudges sake, you’d think he could pick something else.

I wouldn’t even care if he made some original content (I would just ignore it), but he keeps ruining other peoples work (however sub-average you think it is).

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look bad movies came before boll, bad video game movies came before boll and the brain melting experience I endured during the dungeon siege movie was quite similar to the brain melting experience of playing dungeon siege legends of arrana.

dungeon siege, bloodrayne, alone in the dark, postal these games all have one thing in common there some of the worse sub/average tripe to be ever made into movies or video games.

gamers need to clue into the fact that game stories suck and making movies out of crappy game stories is just going to get you all the cut scenes without the crappy gameplay which leaves you with a crappy crappy story/movie.

I see the people for instance who sign the anti-boll petition make claims like “even I could make a better movie” well then, put your money where your mouth is and make a better movie or shut the hell up already.

As far as I’m concerned Boll should keep making movies, he should make porno too, violent porno/snuff/video game movie movies… I’m calling you out boll, I want a Manhunt movie!

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