Among the deluge of press releases we receive daily, it’s nice to see a little bit of effort exerted for once. This “letter” from Don King, declaring that “language can’t describe the sheer magnitude of magnificence” of his new game, seems to be representative of the hype we can expect to see more of for Prizefighter, which King considers “the best anything ever”.

It reads:

Dear Ladies and Gentlemen,

It is my extreme pleasure to personally introduce to you today the next great step in sports entertainment, the latest evolution in digital drama, the pinnacle of sports superbitude and the only game with fame to bear my name: Don King Presents: Prizefighter!

Language lacks the power to express the sheer magnitude of magnificence emanating from this unparalleled sports entertainment experience, and what words cannot describe, only visuals can provide. To that end I am pleased to present you with a stellar collection of magnificent media designed especially to bring you into the awesome thrill and spectacle that is Don King Presents: Prizefighter. Prepare yourself for a graduate course in pugilistic perfection and epic gladiatorial combat as you immerse yourself in this seminal sports simulation.

Only Don King Presents: Prizefighter lets you experience the incredible highs and lows of a young fighter in poverty and shame rising up to the heights of fortune and fame, going from underdog to boss hog, from underrated to celebrated.

I am a promoter of the people, for the people, by the people, and I am ecstatic to bring you my greatest cultural contribution. I’ve always said that my magic lies in my people ties, and nothing is going to stand in the way of the people getting to experience the pinnacle of sports video game entertainment. We are now bringing pugilistic pride to the people far and wide. To help spread this message to people around the world, we’re introducing www.hypekingdom.com, the one-stop destination for entertainment salvation.

Don King Presents: Prizefighter will be available on June 10, 2008 for Xbox 360® video game and entertainment system from Microsoft, and this fall for Wii™ home video game system from Nintendo and Nintendo DS™. For more information, please visit this site.

- It’s the best anything ever!

Only in America!

Can the final product match the level of “superbitude” in this letter? We don’t think it’s possible!

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