Spore Penises Penetrate Youtube - EA Prepared To Cockblock
by Jon Christensen on June 19, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Alright Spore gamers, we all did it (present company included), but it needs to stop.
Our community, as well as the Youtube community, has fallen victim to Spore genitalia madness. In just a few short days, Spore has overtaken the DS PictoChat as the choice among gamers for the “penis creation”.
If you just go on Youtube alone and search for the words Spore & Penis you will receive over 500 and counting penises (complete with scrotums). Keep in mind the demo has only been about for a few days now, and it is just that — a DEMO!
Anyone looking to make the argument that gamers are generally immature will not have to look far for plenty of well endowed ammunition. Oh well, it’s still pretty damn funny.
EA however, does not share our sentiments when it comes to the wild world of Spore Creature Creation. A recent article posted on CVG reports that EA is prepared to ban users who use the software to create creatures they deem “violations” of the games terms of service.
With that said, I am not sure how much longer the fun will last, so I will share a few of my favorites with you while I still can.
I would rather the boogie man under my bed thank you!
I swear I’ve seen this one at a club around San Francisco
It seems as though he can’t stop touching it.
Oh so cute, he has penis kids.
Wow, those are floppy
It’s ah-so human like.
He’s proud to show off…
Should really get that growth checked out.
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on June 19, 2008 9:59 pm
oh man that is funny shit..i can’t believe EA didn’t think this would happen…hahahaha
on June 19, 2008 10:12 pm
Listen here guys… first rule of releasing stuff on the internet.. if you can make a penis with it, it will happen. If you CAN’T make a penis with it, it will be hacked and then penises will be made with it. You’d have to be an idiot to release such a rich creature editor and not expect things like this.
Also, Will Wright, you’re a dick for not releasing spore on the 360.
on June 19, 2008 10:22 pm
Seems like pretty sound logic to me David.
on June 20, 2008 12:14 am
ugh, I guess if I was 13 I would think this was “funny”.
on June 20, 2008 12:17 am
Well mad, I am definitely not 13, and while I don’t necessarily find the creations funny, I do find it somewhat amusing that EA didn’t see this coming.
Chad-
on June 20, 2008 12:53 am
Seriously though, a mac version.. but no 360 version? You can’t use the game’s demanding requirements as an excuse because.. the system requirements aren’t demanding at all.
The ONLY reason not to release this game on the 360 is because Will Wright is making a CONSCIOUS effort to be a dick.
Ok.. rant over.
on June 20, 2008 7:20 am
“I do find it somewhat amusing that EA didn’t see this coming”
Was this a pun? sorry!
Lmao :)