Computer giant HP is offering an exclusive edition of the Spore Creature Creator, complete with double the number of body parts of its free-to-download little brothers.

The HP website VoodooDNA is hosting the free, exclusive download, though I’m curious whether the “exclusive” download is also a “limited” download.  Best not to chance it.  You can head over to their website and snatch it up now while we know it’s still there.

While you’re doing that, let’s take a moment to reflect on the creatures that never were.  Think of all the creations you were unable to make because you refused to pay the five bucks for the full version.  Imagine the embarrassment they felt knowing they were only half of what they could have been.  Well, no more!

Seriously, though.  If you only picked up the free version of the Creature Creator so far, throw that junk in your recycle bin and get this upgraded version.  Your penis will be better for it.

UPDATE: HP’s Creature Creator has apparently suffered from some massive shrinkage.  What was thought to be double the number of creature parts is in actuality only an extra 10%.  I’m pretty sure this was not a case of intentional pants-stuffing on HP’s part or else they wouldn’t have contacted us.  I’ve been assured that the graphic on their page is being updated as we speak.  Thanks go out to Shay Fan for keeping us informed.

Tags: Creature Creator, EA, HP, monster, Penis, spore, VoodooDNA

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