5 Second Man’s Theme Song Revealed
If you had this song stuck in your head all week, I can’t really blame you. Thus, I have translated it. It’s pretty much exactly as kooky as we thought. Hit the jump for English lyrics, Japanese lyrics, and what the hell, even some romaji. I fully expect YouTube karaoke now, though…
Here’s the video again so you can follow along.
Fight! 5 Second Man! Theme
Why do people want to be able to stop it in five seconds? [or something like that]
doo doo do-do doo, doo doo do-do doo
A person’s instinct is to want to stop it at 5 seconds.
That far, it’s not such a big deal; however
WHO AM I?
I’m the hero of justice who will protect this star.
Just 5 seconds! Stop! On the Earth!
Now, I won’t forgive evil!
Just 5 seconds! Five! Exactly!
but I’ll get used to the trance [be able to be in a trance? something like that]
Fun!
There is a miracle power in the time of 5 seconds.
Let’s explain it!
Old men and women’s backs become straight!
The relationships of young people thoroughly intensify!
Kids, uh…
Anyhow, there will be PEACE!!!
WHERE AM I?
Just 5 seconds, but a Mt. Everest of pleasant feelings.
Just 5 seconds! Stop! On the Earth!
For some reason, it’s pointlessly cool!
Just 5 seconds! Five! Exactly!
By the way, what is “evil?”
And in the first place, what am I?
A debate from the start!
戦え！５秒マン！のテーマ
Tatakae! Gobyouman! no Teema
人はなぜ、５秒でとめたくなるのか。。。
hito wa naze, go byou de tometaku naru no ka…
てーてってってて てーてってってて
teetettettete teetettettee
人の本能は５秒で止めたがる
hito no honnou wa go byou de tometagaru
そこまで大事なことじゃないけれど
soko made daiji na koto ja nai keredo
ＷＨＯ ＡＭ Ｉ？
ＷＨＯ ＡＭ Ｉ？
この星を守る正義のヒーロー
kono hoshi wo mamoru seigi no HERO
５秒ジャスト！ストップ！on the earth!
go byou JUST! STOP! on the earth!
いま悪を許すなー
ima aku o yurusu naa
５秒ジャスト！ファイブ！ちょーど！
go byou JUST! FIVE! choudo!
ただ、夢中になれる
tada muchuu ni nareru
たのし～
tanoshii
５秒という時間にはミラクルパワーがある
go byou to iu jikan ni wa MIRACLE POWER ga aru
説明しよう！
setsumei shiyou!
じーちゃん、ばーちゃんは、腰がまっすぐになり
jiichan, baachan wa, koshi ga massugu ni nari
若者たちの仲は、とことん深まる
wakamonotachi no naka wa, tokoton fukamaru
子供たちは、えぇ。。。
kodomotachi wa, ee…
とにかく、平和になるんだＺＥＥＥＥ
tonikaku, heiwa ni naru n da zee
ＷＨＥＲＥ AM I?
WHERE AM I？
５秒だけが、快感のチョモランマ
go byou dake ga, kaikan no CHOMOLUNGMA
５秒ジャスト！ストップ！on the earth!
go byou JUST! STOP! on the earth!
なぜか、無駄にカッコいい
nazeka, muda ni kakkoii
５秒ジャスト！ファイブ！ちょーど！
go byou JUST! FIVE! choudo!
ところで、悪ってなんなの？
tokoro de, aku tte nan na no?
そもそも、オレってなんなの？
somo somo, ore tte nan na no?
そもそも論ー
somo somo ron~
