5 Second Man’s Theme Song Revealed
by Emily Balistrieri on July 9, 2008 at 11:10 am
If you had this song stuck in your head all week, I can’t really blame you. Thus, I have translated it. It’s pretty much exactly as kooky as we thought. Hit the jump for English lyrics, Japanese lyrics, and what the hell, even some romaji. I fully expect YouTube karaoke now, though…
Here’s the video again so you can follow along.
Fight! 5 Second Man! Theme
Why do people want to be able to stop it in five seconds? [or something like that]
doo doo do-do doo, doo doo do-do doo
A person’s instinct is to want to stop it at 5 seconds.
That far, it’s not such a big deal; however
WHO AM I?
I’m the hero of justice who will protect this star.
Just 5 seconds! Stop! On the Earth!
Now, I won’t forgive evil!
Just 5 seconds! Five! Exactly!
but I’ll get used to the trance [be able to be in a trance? something like that]
Fun!
There is a miracle power in the time of 5 seconds.
Let’s explain it!
Old men and women’s backs become straight!
The relationships of young people thoroughly intensify!
Kids, uh…
Anyhow, there will be PEACE!!!
WHERE AM I?
Just 5 seconds, but a Mt. Everest of pleasant feelings.
Just 5 seconds! Stop! On the Earth!
For some reason, it’s pointlessly cool!
Just 5 seconds! Five! Exactly!
By the way, what is “evil?”
And in the first place, what am I?
A debate from the start!
戦え！５秒マン！のテーマ
Tatakae! Gobyouman! no Teema
人はなぜ、５秒でとめたくなるのか。。。
hito wa naze, go byou de tometaku naru no ka…
てーてってってて てーてってってて
teetettettete teetettettee
人の本能は５秒で止めたがる
hito no honnou wa go byou de tometagaru
そこまで大事なことじゃないけれど
soko made daiji na koto ja nai keredo
ＷＨＯ ＡＭ Ｉ？
ＷＨＯ ＡＭ Ｉ？
この星を守る正義のヒーロー
kono hoshi wo mamoru seigi no HERO
５秒ジャスト！ストップ！on the earth!
go byou JUST! STOP! on the earth!
いま悪を許すなー
ima aku o yurusu naa
５秒ジャスト！ファイブ！ちょーど！
go byou JUST! FIVE! choudo!
ただ、夢中になれる
tada muchuu ni nareru
たのし～
tanoshii
５秒という時間にはミラクルパワーがある
go byou to iu jikan ni wa MIRACLE POWER ga aru
説明しよう！
setsumei shiyou!
じーちゃん、ばーちゃんは、腰がまっすぐになり
jiichan, baachan wa, koshi ga massugu ni nari
若者たちの仲は、とことん深まる
wakamonotachi no naka wa, tokoton fukamaru
子供たちは、えぇ。。。
kodomotachi wa, ee…
とにかく、平和になるんだＺＥＥＥＥ
tonikaku, heiwa ni naru n da zee
ＷＨＥＲＥ AM I?
WHERE AM I？
５秒だけが、快感のチョモランマ
go byou dake ga, kaikan no CHOMOLUNGMA
５秒ジャスト！ストップ！on the earth!
go byou JUST! STOP! on the earth!
なぜか、無駄にカッコいい
nazeka, muda ni kakkoii
５秒ジャスト！ファイブ！ちょーど！
go byou JUST! FIVE! choudo!
ところで、悪ってなんなの？
tokoro de, aku tte nan na no?
そもそも、オレってなんなの？
somo somo, ore tte nan na no?
そもそも論ー
somo somo ron~
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on July 9, 2008 3:33 pm
wow………………
on July 9, 2008 5:03 pm
lol this isn’t as good as the limbo of the lost ending video, I will like ripten long time if they put up the script for that…
on July 9, 2008 5:46 pm
From youtube:
King of Limbo Lyrics
What’s going on…..I can’t see a thing!!
Suprise!!!!………Hooray!!!!
Go on Rita baby!!
Now that sounds really groovy!!
I tell you what…..Lets sing!
Well it’s nice to see Briggs safe and sound after all he’s been around and in my view he should be crowned…The King of Limbo!
Well he’s had his ups, he’s had his downs, he’s had his smiles, he’s had his frowns but I still say he should be crowned…….The King of Limbo!
What more can a poor boy do working for the likes of me and you what more can a poor boy say but I could use your help in any way!
He took his courage to the brink, If it were me I would turn to drink that’s the reason I think he should be……The King of Limbo!
Arrrghh!! He had to face The Inn of Sins but at least he kept his leggy limbs, I think we should be crowning hims……The King of Limbo!
Take it away Rita baby!!
Thats cool!!
What more can a poor boy do working for the likes of me and you what more can a poor boy say but I could use your help in any way!
We’ve all had fun you must agree even though interactively, but now we feel that Briggs should be…..The King of Limbo!
Ado wap……adooby do wap…….ado wap…….adooby do wap…
The King of Limbo!!!…..Do wap……adoooby do wap…….Do wap…….adooby do wap…
Kiiiiiiiiing…..of……Limbooooooo!!!!
on July 9, 2008 6:39 pm
lmfao… your awesome Emily, thanks.
on July 9, 2008 6:41 pm
has Emily replaced Gillian Anderson in your heart, LC? :P
on July 9, 2008 6:43 pm
hahaha, shut up!
on July 9, 2008 7:10 pm
Emily is amazing.
on July 9, 2008 7:27 pm
I may have to give up worshiping my back scratcher made from a metal hanger and idolize Emily as well.
on July 9, 2008 7:31 pm
Uhm.
on July 9, 2008 7:38 pm
yeah…
on July 9, 2008 7:51 pm
forget it,A women could NEVER replace my beloved metal hanger back scratcher!!!!
It is well known that a woman scratching your back only lasts so long, after that they start to complain and bitch and when you finally get them to do it they get all weak handed and make you itch more!
on July 9, 2008 8:00 pm
madpuppy is a bit sensitive when it comes to the ladies…. prefers inanimate objects. ;)
on July 9, 2008 8:02 pm
LC, I’m gonna get my LEGO gun and hunt YOU DOWN!!!
actually, your right!!!