I just watched the trailer for the upcoming movie adaptation of Max Payne, and it was shockingly good.  I had a certain expectation considering it was a videogame movie (that being that it would suck hard), but this film may have a shot at breaking the stereotype.  Read on to see the YouTube-ified trailer.

Personally, I like Marky Mark.  I think he’s a fine actor and has the perfect scowl-face for Max Payne.  Honestly, he would have made a much better Wolverine in the X-Men movies, even though Hugh Jackman is the shit, and the Funky Bunch could have been those other mutant schmoes.  Anyways, Marky Mark has played cops before, and he’s played sulky, angry dudes before.  He’s even already played an angry cop that was sulky and a dude –  Marky Mark is Max Payne.

Enough of my rambling — check out the trailer for yourself:

Tags: Funky Bunch, Mark Wahlberg, Marky Mark, max-payne, Movie

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