Don’t wait for the apocalypse.

You may remember Vault-Tec as the company that built all of the underground vaults in the Fallout game series, which takes place in a post-apocalyptic world. The recently released Fallout 3 trailer tells us to reserve our vaults by calling 1-888-4VAULT-TEC, so I did just that.

Here’s the complete transcript of the audio recording I got. They even had a creepy mutant voice do the numbers.

Thank you for calling Vault-Tec, your first choice in post nuclear survival. We’re sorry, but due to unexpectedly high call volumes, all representatives are currently busy. Please stay on the line and someone will be with you as soon as possible. There are 101,000,000 callers in front of you. Estimated wait time: 78,643 hours.

Thank you for calling Vault-Tec. Have a wonderful day.

I’m not a patient man (and it doesn’t actually go down) so I hung up. I deal with enough of this shit with my cable company.