Less Gore, Thicker Pubes? Kitana Needs a Trim
by Chad Lakkis on August 5, 2008 at 7:55 pm
“Look at it!” Destructoid’s Jim Sterling did, and his conclusion was that the latest render of Kitana, created for the upcoming Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe game, had a little too much “bump” in her lower region bump map.
What do you think? Is Kitana now Midway’s unofficial spokesperson for transvestite ass-kickery, or is the girl too busy lopping off heads to trim her own hedges?
Assuming that she won’t be swinging more than her fists in the latest installment ok MK, Kitana appears to be suffering the side effects of an insane Kegel workout regimen that has gone too far, or she desperately needs to invest in a Gillette Venus.
Source: Destructoid
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6 Comments » |
on August 5, 2008 8:03 pm
There is always the possibility of Steroids. Side effects some I believe shes has are.
Clitoral swelling/growth.
Labial swelling/growth
Voice cracking, dropping, raspyness, possible growth of adams apple
Hair growth on body/face, increased rate of growth (daily shaving needed)
on August 5, 2008 8:09 pm
Wow, it looks like a popped bag of Jiffy Pop!
on August 5, 2008 11:48 pm
They’re both dudes! Or maybe they’re both she-males… LOL!
on August 6, 2008 5:59 am
Hmm, she obviously won’t get the “Shave Damage” that the girls in Soul Calibur IV sometimes have :o)
on August 7, 2008 7:15 am
Meh, mountain made out of a mound. I wouldn’t have noticed if you didn’t have me staring at it for a while. It’s like those 3d stereograms that were popular sometime in the 90’s.
on August 15, 2008 7:23 am
I don’t care if it looks like Don King’s head under there. She can still ride my goatee!