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Attention nerds: Boobies.

Now that I have your attention, hit the jump to for some titillating pictures of Alison Carroll, the new face of real-life iconic adventurer Lara Croft.

Ok, now that we’re safely off the main page, take a gander at Alison Carroll, a 23 year-old gymnast and the new face of the Tomb Raider franchise.

Eidos is reinventing Lara Croft with a little more realism (in some places, anyway) by making her a more lithe, graceful gymnast type to match her personality as an adventuresome archeologist, so Carroll fits the bill.

“Tomb Raider: Underworld depicts Lara as we have never seen her before with movements and skills reminiscent of a highly skilled gymnast. Sharing Lara’s strength and grace, Alison is an experienced competitive gymnast who has performed and competed across the globe. Her more than 12 years of gymnastics training align perfectly with the game’s enhanced movement set.”

Plus, she has the “essential characteristics…” giggity!

“Featuring the essential characteristics at the core of Lara Croft’s personality — brawn, brains and beauty — Alison Carroll particularly compliments this iteration of Ms. Croft.”

I can just see the meeting where they wrote that press release:

PR Writer 1: Hey… um… what are the essential characteristics of Lara Croft?

PR Writer 2: Dur. Boobies man. Everyone knows that.

PR 1: No, I mean beyond that. We can’t just come out and say “ZOMG BOOBIES!!1!”

PR 2: Why not?

PR 1: … Good question.

PR 2: Ok, well lets see. She kicks ass, solves puzzles and is every nerd’s wet dream.

PR 1: So… brawn, brains and beauty?

PR 2: Perfect. Now let’s head down to that photo shoot. Bring your camera phone.

In addition to being completely and utterly sexy, Carroll is flexible, personable, has eyes you could lose yourself in, and to top it all off, a British accent. Check the video interview, but be wary, you may fall in love enough to actually buy the game.

DO WANT.

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The new Lara is part of the marketing for Tomb Raider: Underworld, due out November of this year. You can read our preview of Tomb Raider: Underworld here.

Update: Another Alison Carroll video interview has surfaced. Click here to check it out.

       
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  • Dice Zimmerman
    This woman has just positioned herself as the Nerd-Boner Lightning Rod ... I thank her.
  • John Kershaw
    Crotch, hehe.
  • anon
    I'd pee in her butt.
  • greeneggsnsam
    Meh.

    Oh, and "anon"- we know that's you, Wade.
  • You'd think so, wouldn't you? But although I have been known to throw out the phrase "I'd pee in her butt" on a number of occasions, it was not me.

    But I would totally pee in her butt.
  • Dan Landis
    I notice you didn't feature any of the pictures showcasing her undead white crotch that may or may not be smothered in chalk powder. Good call.
  • Doesn't look like Lara, BOOOOOO!
  • Why thank you Dan.
  • Wait, she's ridiculously sexy? I mean I guess she's kind of cute, but... Why does her outfit look so cosplay? Josh says it's "art imitating life imitating art" and then I would even add another imitating life. Aiie.
  • I finally figured out what she really looks like: a booth babe from an old E3. A step above wannabe, but far below the real thing, like a made-for-TV movie.
  • kop
    sexy? naw.... i said before else where. firstly there is not a part makes her look like Lara. next thing is since when Lara's this fat?
  • John
    Meh....... nice body.. but what is wrong with her face. Thumbs down man, she's not good looking a 'tal!! And what's with all this butt pissing?? Surely we could do something else with her propped up in that position :)
  • Eight Ball
    I wish to mate with her !
  • Seems there is just no pleasing some people.
  • cell989
    wow she is gorgeous, bot to mention really cute. Wow, she might not have the best skills with guns, but she makes it up with pure charisma.

    Ps: is it just me or her left boob looks bigger then her right one. I mean nothing wrong with that anyways.
  • Jonathan Zungre
    she's especially cute in the video.
  • greeneggsnsam
    Wade, you're awesome.
  • I do what I can :D
  • Dan Landis
    Who airbrushed her undead white crotch in the photo gallery pictures? I mean, it looks much better and is something the company should have done before they released them in the first place.
  • +ken
    She cant be a gymnast, iv never seen one with boobies that big!
  • Asarien
    Whatever, yo.

    It's just another white woman to appease white men.
  • Jason
    I know it's nit-picking but leave it to a Brit to have their finger on the trigger when the gun isn't pointing at a target, just bugs me.
  • Charlie
    Jasi Lanier was the awsomest Lara ever
  • she is really so very hot!!!!!!!!
  • Cyrious Garnetski
    Gotta pass. She has a spot on her left tit. Flawed!
  • Ima Nonymous
    Sorry guiz. She ain't Angelina Jolie. She's the girl next door wearing leather. Cute try, but no cigar.

    Gimme Angelina, gimme a real chick and not some kid I picture saying OMG! over and and over, and I might get excited. She's cute, she'd make a great friend to invite to a BBQ or something, but she's no Lara.

    Do you want to see "Yes yes, OH MY GOD YES" - look here:
    http://www.comicbookhotties.com/models/angelina...
  • WryTerra
    Actually, @Ima Nonymous, the new Croft looks a lot more like the original vision than Angelina. I for one welcome the change and that's speaking as an Angelina Jolie fan.

    The photography, on the other hand, especially the un-retouched originals that we've been thankfully spared in this gallery, is not so hot.
  • Robert
    As a Cross Dresser, I love to wear her bra. She does wear a bra, right?
  • kalalala
    Not sexy at all.
    looks like it im not nerd after all
  • Looks like my ex...
  • I think she's pretty hot. She has a really nice voice.
  • Ridiculously plain jane.
  • lO_oDiCrIs
    she's a terrific model for the video games, but Angelina Jolie she ain't!
  • You're right, a lady should be discrete.
  • Anomalous
    I'd shag it.
  • how could she be a gymnast with those things on her chest
  • Stinkers
    I'd like to pee in her butt.
  • WOW, she's smoking hot!

    Still she looks a little different from the dark haired Anjelina, but I'm not complaining.
  • Juanacatlán
    She's FAT, she has NO ASS whatsoever and her features are plain.

    No Lara Croft hottie but of course I'd pee in her butt!
  • lolas banderan
    id eat her shit then puke it back into her mouth
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