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	<title>Comments on: The New Lara Croft is Ridiculously Sexy</title>
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		<title>By: Zed</title>
		<link>http://www.ripten.com/2008/08/12/the-new-lara-croft-is-ridiculously-sexy/comment-page-2/#comment-417211</link>
		<dc:creator>Zed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jan 2011 18:28:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Doesn&#039;t look much like Lara Croft does it. :/ Heh</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Doesn&#8217;t look much like Lara Croft does it. :/ Heh</p>
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		<title>By: oi</title>
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		<dc:creator>oi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Dec 2010 20:59:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have to agree. She looks like she&#039;s 16... Laura is obviously the look of a fine madonna-level, with juicy lips and super-boobs. The game makers made her that way, and this is going beyond out of their original tastes. The girl even puckers her lips on the first image... Laura has that Angelina Joule lips. Angelina didn&#039;t win the fav as Laura for nothing. It was from fans before even Hollywood gave videogames to thought.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have to agree. She looks like she&#8217;s 16&#8230; Laura is obviously the look of a fine madonna-level, with juicy lips and super-boobs. The game makers made her that way, and this is going beyond out of their original tastes. The girl even puckers her lips on the first image&#8230; Laura has that Angelina Joule lips. Angelina didn&#8217;t win the fav as Laura for nothing. It was from fans before even Hollywood gave videogames to thought.</p>
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		<title>By: Sluggo</title>
		<link>http://www.ripten.com/2008/08/12/the-new-lara-croft-is-ridiculously-sexy/comment-page-2/#comment-402634</link>
		<dc:creator>Sluggo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 00:31:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She can &quot;Croft&quot; my &quot;Larry&quot; anytime.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;BAZAM!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She can &#8220;Croft&#8221; my &#8220;Larry&#8221; anytime.</p>
<p>BAZAM!</p>
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		<title>By: Unknown Guy</title>
		<link>http://www.ripten.com/2008/08/12/the-new-lara-croft-is-ridiculously-sexy/comment-page-2/#comment-350295</link>
		<dc:creator>Unknown Guy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 23:50:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lara Crotch?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lara Crotch?</p>
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		<title>By: ...</title>
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		<dc:creator>...</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:15:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>too chubby for Lara Croft</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>too chubby for Lara Croft</p>
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		<title>By: ChuChuRocket</title>
		<link>http://www.ripten.com/2008/08/12/the-new-lara-croft-is-ridiculously-sexy/comment-page-2/#comment-81485</link>
		<dc:creator>ChuChuRocket</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wanna make her my baby mama @@</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wanna make her my baby mama @@</p>
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		<title>By: Idunololmaybe</title>
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		<dc:creator>Idunololmaybe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 16:11:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She&#039;s cute, but she&#039;s too cute.. if that makes sense!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She&#8217;s cute, but she&#8217;s too cute.. if that makes sense!</p>
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		<title>By: Patrick Steen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Patrick Steen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 23:59:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is the original &quot;Lara Croft&quot;...do you think she looks like Lara? http://i16.tinypic.com/6qd9r41.jpg</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is the original &#8220;Lara Croft&#8221;&#8230;do you think she looks like Lara? <a href="http://i16.tinypic.com/6qd9r41.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://i16.tinypic.com/6qd9r41.jpg</a></p>
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		<title>By: JujuB</title>
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		<dc:creator>JujuB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 20:52:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Personally, I am so disappointed with the new Lara.  She looks nothing like her; she looks more like Alyssa Milano, who in no way resembles Croft.  She&#039;s cute, but she&#039;s not sexy; she&#039;s trying too hard.  She looks unnatural, like a little girl in her first school play or that receptionist who showed up at the costume party as Lara Croft...oh wait...I guess she is.  Maybe she&#039;s too young?  She doesn&#039;t portray the same inner strength, cool confidence and fire in her eyes that Jolie, and even more so, Rhona Mitra conveyed.  Hmmm...think Mitra would come back?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Personally, I am so disappointed with the new Lara.  She looks nothing like her; she looks more like Alyssa Milano, who in no way resembles Croft.  She&#8217;s cute, but she&#8217;s not sexy; she&#8217;s trying too hard.  She looks unnatural, like a little girl in her first school play or that receptionist who showed up at the costume party as Lara Croft&#8230;oh wait&#8230;I guess she is.  Maybe she&#8217;s too young?  She doesn&#8217;t portray the same inner strength, cool confidence and fire in her eyes that Jolie, and even more so, Rhona Mitra conveyed.  Hmmm&#8230;think Mitra would come back?</p>
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		<title>By: youguyshavebadtasteingirls</title>
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		<dc:creator>youguyshavebadtasteingirls</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 04:01:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You guys have exceptionally bad taste in girls. wots the deal with her bellybutton? looks like an eye socket after the eyeball has fallen out!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You guys have exceptionally bad taste in girls. wots the deal with her bellybutton? looks like an eye socket after the eyeball has fallen out!</p>
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		<title>By: alberto</title>
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		<dc:creator>alberto</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 05:16:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Needs more trigger discipline.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Needs more trigger discipline.</p>
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		<title>By: Ray</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ray</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 08:43:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t where their heads are at.  I mean, what in bonkers are they thinking? Please, don&#039;t insult us by coming up with a very poor imitation.  Look at those eyes! So dead...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t where their heads are at.  I mean, what in bonkers are they thinking? Please, don&#8217;t insult us by coming up with a very poor imitation.  Look at those eyes! So dead&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: bubuda</title>
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		<dc:creator>bubuda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 07:53:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Finally a girl that can do real acrobatics .
Angeline Jolie was so artificial, such bad actress with fake poses and not even much &quot;jolie&quot; to me taste.
This Alison girls however looks still a bit stiff in this video here and her high kicks were not very convincing. Some work to do but her looks are more like the cartoon Lara.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Finally a girl that can do real acrobatics .<br />
Angeline Jolie was so artificial, such bad actress with fake poses and not even much &#8220;jolie&#8221; to me taste.<br />
This Alison girls however looks still a bit stiff in this video here and her high kicks were not very convincing. Some work to do but her looks are more like the cartoon Lara.</p>
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		<title>By: Bedlam</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bedlam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 18:52:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A couple of ribs off her and she&#039;ll look like Lara (the bee-waist), though her muscularity is a bit of a downer. To have someone who can actually do the stunts to play Lara is not going to go down well with the general public, though fanboys will be pleased. Big boobs and a face to launch a hundred ships on an athlete, wow.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A couple of ribs off her and she&#8217;ll look like Lara (the bee-waist), though her muscularity is a bit of a downer. To have someone who can actually do the stunts to play Lara is not going to go down well with the general public, though fanboys will be pleased. Big boobs and a face to launch a hundred ships on an athlete, wow.</p>
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		<title>By: sqe</title>
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		<dc:creator>sqe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 18:13:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ooh, zzzexy! grrr...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ooh, zzzexy! grrr&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Burgerbob</title>
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		<dc:creator>Burgerbob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 07:17:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Personally, I think she&#039;s really cute. That&#039;s actually what I first noticed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Personally, I think she&#8217;s really cute. That&#8217;s actually what I first noticed.</p>
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		<title>By: KaseyBee</title>
		<link>http://www.ripten.com/2008/08/12/the-new-lara-croft-is-ridiculously-sexy/comment-page-1/#comment-51055</link>
		<dc:creator>KaseyBee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:15:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can only assume any negative comments are an attempt to incite anger. She is absolutely stunning - far better looking than Jolie, and Jolie is gorgeous.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can only assume any negative comments are an attempt to incite anger. She is absolutely stunning &#8211; far better looking than Jolie, and Jolie is gorgeous.</p>
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		<title>By: Nite</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nite</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:46:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I still loved Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft,in my opinion she is more sexy than this girl is</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I still loved Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft,in my opinion she is more sexy than this girl is</p>
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		<title>By: Emily</title>
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		<dc:creator>Emily</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 04:32:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t think she will make a good lara croft.


Any true fan of lara croft would know this.
This girl doesnt have the face, the body.. is close but not there yet

angelina has the body, the face and the attitude
this girl needs to take a punch to the face until she&#039;s ready for the part

I am against this and so are many other true fans.

This just plain sucks</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t think she will make a good lara croft.</p>
<p>Any true fan of lara croft would know this.<br />
This girl doesnt have the face, the body.. is close but not there yet</p>
<p>angelina has the body, the face and the attitude<br />
this girl needs to take a punch to the face until she&#8217;s ready for the part</p>
<p>I am against this and so are many other true fans.</p>
<p>This just plain sucks</p>
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		<title>By: Kram</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kram</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 03:48:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Shes a babe</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shes a babe</p>
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