Old Meets Older: Angry Father Punishes Kids, Nails Original Xbox to a Tree
This “news” comes straight from the angry father files. A Virginia family was having problems with their three children acting up as they played their Xbox, so the father took things into his own hands. Here is my guess as to how things went down.
The kids were arguing about which child was to blame for their parents forcing them to play games on a seven year old discontinued console. Just as they were about to point to the youngest one in curls, their father (lets go with a classy name like Jethro) walked in on them with beer in hand, belching words of encouragement as he ripped the black and green beauty from its trailer park wall.
Enraged that he would now have to put his beer down, the father grabbed a hammer, coughed up a few nails, and proceeded to smash Microsoft’s first attempt at console greatness into an unsuspecting and undeserving tree.
Finally the loving mother came home from her job (as a high paid corporate executive I’m sure), heard the news and rushed to keyboard to share it with the internet masses. The following is her post straight from ireport.com.
My husband had repeatedly warned our 3 boys about their behavior while playing the XBOX. Tuesday, after I arrived home from work, our oldest son told me to look in the backyard at “Dad’s artwork”. Well, I wasn’t surprised to see the XBOX proudly displayed on the nearest tree… way to go Honey!!!!!
Way to go Honey? I received my share of spankings growing up, don’t get me wrong, but my parents never ran to the local paper and asked to have my bare red ass cheeks posted on the front page.
I wonder if she will share the same level of satisfaction when he starts nailing the children and eventually her to massive slabs of bark in their backyard. Only time and Budwieser will tell.
[Thanks Phil]
Source: ireport.com (via: blogs.ign.com)
