Retro Gaming Just Got Sexier

Ladies and gentlemen of the intertubes, what I am about to present is as nerd-on inducing as they come. Part swimsuit, part retro-gaming homage, all win.

I give you: the Geekini. I’d like to type the Konami code on that! Maybe jump ahead to level 69 with infinite continues.

Feel free to leave your own retro-gaming sexual innuendo below. Whoever leaves the best comment will win the respect and laughter of the Internet dwellers.

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Source: Geekologie

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  • http://www.ripten.com Demi Adejuyigbe

    I knew I instinctively held down B for a reason…

  • Dan Landis

    Demi, are you even old enough to be touching the B button?

  • http://www.ripten.com Demi Adejuyigbe

    Touche, Dan. Touche.

  • Dan Landis

    Just for future reference, the Konami Code actually does give a pretty good progression path for proper foreplay.

  • http://thesyntacticforest.blogspot.com Emily Balistrieri

    If the foreplay is proper, you’re not doing it right.

    Also, this thing had the potential to be much more hideous, but it’s still not terribly cute.

  • greeneggsnsam

    Nerds have no social abilities, so it’s not even a joke when I say people wearing this should watch out.

  • Dan Landis

    Watch out, Emily is an animal!

  • PortalPunta

    I will buy this and take some pictures for you guys =)

  • greeneggsnsam

    We don’t need your pity!

  • Braincloud

    I want to know which combo unleashes the fire balls.

  • tonybuy

    China Manufacturer offers Children swimwear,Children Swimming Wear and Chilren Clothes
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  • organicsensi

    i just broke my joystick…