The Castlevania Movie Might Not Suck
by Dan Landis on August 22, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Having made the only videogame movies that have so far been close to not sucking (those being the original Mortal Kombat and Resident Evil), Paul W. S. Anderson is also producing the upcoming Castlevania movie. The Internet was abuzz with early negativity based on the rumors that the movie would not feature the iconic whip or even a member of the Belmont clan. PWSA pooped on those rumors at the end of an interview on Attack of the Show, a clip of which we have so graciously provided for you.
PWSA chats about his just-released movie Death Race starring The Transporter. It features real cars! Yawn. If you don’t care about that (and you shouldn’t) you can skip to the 5:00 mark near the end where they start discussing Castlevania.
Enough whipping to be an S&M flick? Story revolves around Trevor Belmont? Might not be as hokey as Van Helsing? Color me interested. Hopefully the W.S. stands for “Won’t Suck”… except in Dracula’s case, in which he should suck… but only chicks.
That’s it, I’m going to go make a Castlevania movie myself.
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on August 22, 2008 7:54 pm
that interviewer is a real idiot. Paul W. S. Anderson should have kicked him in the nuts.
on August 22, 2008 8:57 pm
watching this reminds me that there is a still HUUGE GAP betwen REAL TV journalist and internet nerd twats
on August 22, 2008 9:01 pm
Kevin Pereira? Honestly, I don’t like any of the hosts on G4, but I would be willing to stick it to Layla Kayleigh because she seems like a nice person.
Hahaha, twatgap. Internet nerd twats — anyone I know?
on August 23, 2008 5:49 am
You all know how this will end.
[Trailer bass voice]
IN A WORLD…
[Fast travelling showing some mountains]
WHERE WHIPS AND FANGS ARE THE ONLY LAW…
[Cheap organ music followed by cheesy dialogue]
[hot generic chick stresses]-CAN’T YOU SEE HE’S A VAMPIRE?
[flashes of castle,more noise,more flashes of someone running;that sound similar to a slim fart squeezing out with tam tam's in the background]2009/10