Hey look, Gemma Atkinson. No doubt about it, Ms Atkinson’s a looker – we’re totally sure about that. What we’re not so sure about is this latest video from Red Alert 3’s increasingly bizarre ad campaign. It’s dubbed a “remix” and features a vast array of random clips from Red Alert 3’s superstar cast, interspersed with gameplay footage, some CG cutscenes, and a cheesy techno soundtrack. It’s like being at a party and someone says something so random and bizarre, you can’t tell if it’s a joke or just some evil form of awkwardness. Either way, if you ever wanted to hear George Takei say “All your base are belong to us” over, and over, and over again, then you definitely want to hit the jump.














