“Tits always in the pocket” with your iPhone.

Yes, you read that right. Courtesy of our Japanese friends in… well, Japan, comes an iPhone flash program that simulates mammories for your touching pleasure. If you think that sounds creepy, you’re not alone. It is creepy.

Dubed paiTouch (pai = boobs) the program is a version of a flash program you can check out here. I suppose I should say its NSFW, but it looks nothing like an actual breast. Which, is probably why this guy made it. He hasn’t seen one.

What’ll they come up with next? A pocket pool simulator? God help us if they do.

Source: Gizmondo

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