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Bayonetta = Gov. Sarah Palin

by Justin Arnold on October 9, 2008 at 7:04 pm

Bayonetta and Sarah Palin are one in the same

Finally, it all makes sense.

Vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, who has been taking shots from the mainstream media for her dearth of credible political inexperience and inability to form a cohesive sentence, has an excuse for her lack of foreign policy street cred: she’s too busy hunting demons. Literally.

It has come to our attention here at Ripten that Gov. Palin bears a striking resemblance to the high-kicking heroine and namesake of the forthcoming Sega title Bayonetta.

Unconvinced? Well in an effort to be both “Fair and Balanced,” we have created a list of compelling evidence that removes all doubt as to Gov. Palin’s extra curricular activities as the gunslinger in hotpants:

Gov. Palin has had disjointed public appearances, due possibly to the rigorous production schedule at Sega.

Because of this revelation, many here at Ripten have decided to switch from the Obama/Biden ticket. Sorry mate, but Biden is a dessicated stick of beef jerky and Bayonetta is rad all day.

McCain/Bayonetta 08, bitches!

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6 Comments »

  1. stINK
    on October 12, 2008 1:01 am

    I dunno, Bayonetta looks more like Megan Fox to me.

  2. stINK
    on October 12, 2008 1:03 am

    I dunno, Bayonetta looks more like Megan Fox to me.

    http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/contributor/1808488000/photo/970441172

  3. stINK
    on October 12, 2008 1:08 am

    erm,…yyyyeahhhh…delete my first post and this one kthx

  4. The Whaler
    on October 13, 2008 11:46 pm

    haha I was wondering if someone was going to put this

    Since when does Bayonetta have children?

  5. Justin
    on October 14, 2008 4:27 pm

    Since I gave her “meh babiez.”

    And I must say, I really don’t apreciate her sending process servers to my work and the nagging phone calls. GOD.

    “I work too Justin! Angels don’t kill themselves! No are you going to give me your check stubs so I can get on WIC or not?!”

  6. Jonathan
    on July 26, 2009 9:15 pm

    You make excellent points. (As an aside, Desiccated is spelled thusly)

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