Ripten’s Gears of War Movie Poster Fan Art

So yeah, I was bored and the lack of news coming over the wire convinced me to pop open Adobe Photoshop and mess around for a while. One thing lead to another, and a few hours later I ended up with my own little Gears of War Movie poster. Dan Landis added his two cents on the casting over Skype.

Yes, we know that Kilmer is currently a bit on the heavy side, and Batista may not be the best actor on the face of the planet, but we figured what the fuck — they sure as hell look the part. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Lester “Terry Tate” Speight were obvious choices. To be perfectly clear, the Gears of War movie has NOT been officially cast yet, these are merely our “shooting the shit” selections.

Hit the jump for a high res version and make sure to let me know what you think of it in the comment section below. Thanks guys.

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  • Jay

    poster is awesome dude… its awesome.. the cast is wow.. my wallpaper!! i just love it!

  • lorenzo

    not hatin’ jus’ complementin’.good job bro!

  • Fawaz

    I love it! looks so real!

  • Sazuyo

    This movie will flop alright.

  • http://www.ripten.com Chad Lakkis

    Sazuyo, that is not the real cast. The real movie has yet to be cast. That was just us having some fun with Photoshop.

    Chad-

  • Jack

    Thats a pretty sweet poster. But isn’t Val Kilmer really short too? Compared to all those other beasts that you have “cast”. Good job nonetheless *thumbsup*

  • Justin

    Good casting choices, actually.

    Hope Batista sounds like he smokes 5 packs a day.

  • http://www.ripten.com Chad Lakkis

    Thanks Justin. Call it a hunch, but I’m pretty sure this won’t be the official line up, however it can live forever in the archives of our site and on your desktop if you so choose.

    Chad-

  • Simmons

    What, no Michael Clarke Duncan?

  • Wolfwood

    Dom – The Rock
    Cole – Lester Speight

    Probably, and YES.

    But instead:
    Marcus: Josh Brolin
    Baird: Daniel Craig

    That movie might won’t go direct to DVD.

  • Jonathan Zungre

    Mickey Rourke or Vinny Jones for Fenix?

  • http://yahoo.com jd

    that sould not be the cast. the guy who does the voice of fenix should play him and dom is mexican not samoan or black so the rock cant be him. lester i do agree thow he would make the movie great andthat guy you have for baird daniel craig but i still think you did an asome job on the poster thow

  • http://www.ripten.com Chad Lakkis

    Thanks JD. Yeah, I could care less who actually plays who — just trying to have some fun with it.

    Chad-

  • http://www.firstpagegoogleresults.com/ video seo

    I was bored and the lack of news coming over the wire convinced me to pop open Adobe Photoshop and mess around for a while. One thing lead to.

  • GR33Nx13

    This looks like it’s been cropped

  • GR33Nx13

    This looks like it’s been cropped

  • dasfreak

    Anyone besides Neal McDonough for Baird would be a damned mistake.