The Watercooler – One-Week Anniversary Special
That’s right, it has been a full week of nonstop Watercooler action. Usually we feature the best thing I saw on the Internet in the past 24 hours since the previous Watercooler, but because this is a special occasion, I will instead be sharing with you the best thing I’ve seen on the Internet EVER.
Technically, I guess this is the best thing I’ve seen on the Internet today and would be on any day I see it. To prevent The Watercooler from becoming even more pointless than it already is, however, I will refrain from posting this every day in spite of its awesomeness.
So I’m sure by now you are wondering what could possibly be so amazing, and I guess it only makes sense that I tell you. This is a flash animation featuring an alien(?) with a spoon stuck in his brain, drooling and making retard noises while what appears to be a slice of bacon dances to the accompanying music.
Yes, that’s really what it is.
At first you may be shocked by how seemingly annoying it can be, but then as you watch it and realize that it never ends, you will say to yourself “Huh?” Then you will find that you have been mesmerized by the sight of such unimaginable strangeness, and upon realizing that you have no clue what the fuck you are looking at, you will laugh. I have spent so many hours looking at this thing over the past… however long ago it was that I first saw it, and I can tell you that even now it will force me to laugh in a minute or less.
This is going to change you forever. If you click, it will not stop. You have been warned. Proceed only if you fell you can accept what this will do to your mind.
Seriously, is that a dancing piece of bacon or what? I’m still not sure.
Either way, you’re welcome… and sorry to those of you whose brains exploded.
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