The Watercooler, as always, is the best thing you will see on the Internet today, mainly because it is the best thing I saw yesterday, or since the last Watercooler at least. There is, however, the possibility that you will see tomorrow’s Watercooler today, in which case the best thing you saw today is not today’s Watercooler but a future Watercooler. You may think you read that yesterday, but that was actually your future self trying to warn your present-day self that you would be reading this… again.

Today’s special edition of The Watercooler features something a little different. Usually for Halloween, people like to dress up in all kinds of super-neat costumes. This is my suggestion for the hot costume of Halloween parties this year: German school teacher. You will be dressing up by dressing down.

Very slightly not safe for work, but that’s why The Watercooler goes up so early.

What you just saw was a crappily shot cell phone video of a German school teacher (as in a teacher in Germany, not a teacher of the German language) playing ‘Truth or Dare’ with her students at some kind of assembly. Had this been the case in my high school, I would probably have felt more inclined to attend. This is the type of sacrifice teachers should be making to get kids interested in learning again.

Do it for the kids! And, you’re welcome.

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Tags: costume, German, germany, Halloween, her milkshake brings all the boys to the assembly, school teacher, The Watercooler

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3 Comments » Chad Lakkis on October 31, 2008 5:06 am Yeah, I officially wish I was born and raised in Germany now. Thanks Dan. SeasonedSalt on November 1, 2008 1:54 am Ha, I dress as a German school teacher everyday. Tomonoatmeal Cookigaki on November 1, 2008 8:09 am Cookigaki is starting to really approve of Seasoned Salt. Cookigaki wants to know how big Seasoned Salt’s boobs are and if she wears leather… and if she has any ties to ninja. Answer me or else Cookigaki does not approve! RSS feed for comments on this post. Comment Now Note: Commenting on Ripten does not currently require registration, however to be eligible for contests on the site, you must be a registered user. Name (required) Mail (will not be published) (required) Website Commenting Rules: No hate speech allowed. If you must argue, please debate intelligently. Comments containing selected keywords or outbound links will be put into moderation to help prevent spam. Ripten reserves the right to delete comments and ban anyone who doesn't follow the rules. Thanks. Notify me of followup comments Tired of the Goomba? Upload your own custom comment avatar.