The Hoff Promotes Red Alert 3 In The Most Tongue-in-Cheek Videos You Will Ever See
by Sam Naylor on November 3, 2008 at 9:11 am
David Hasselhoff, King of self-parody, has starred in a promotional microsite for EA’s Red Alert 3. Seriously, these videos are so good they could populate The Watercooler all year long. Explosions? Check. Bikinis? Check. Extreme sports? Check. The Hoff? Double check.
The videos parody infomercial-style adverts, and are clinically proven to be the best thing you’ll ever see. Not content with the best adverts ever, the site also provides a soundboard of The Hoff, which lets you line up phrases for fantastic, brilliant, epic words of wisdom from the great man. Seriously, click the link. If you don’t have the internet, simply ring 1-866-RALERT3 now!
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11 Comments » |
on November 3, 2008 12:20 pm
these ads 100% work on me.
MMM..that’s good RTS.
on November 3, 2008 12:29 pm
You’ll buy nine copies!
on November 3, 2008 1:14 pm
I’m gonna have to disagree with you here. David Hasselhoff is not the King of Self-Parody. That crown easily goes to William Shatner.
on November 3, 2008 1:59 pm
Shatner’s the Queen of self-parody, and Adam West is the Prince.
on November 3, 2008 2:01 pm
Shatner is King! Hasselhoff is fake with his leather and sunglasses. Shatner dons real leather and sunglasses, and he uses ninja sword much better than Hasselhoff. Your comments? Cookigaki does not approve!
on November 3, 2008 2:37 pm
Aha! If the Hoff is “fake”, that makes him even MORE of a self-parody!
on November 3, 2008 5:11 pm
Sam’s logic is pretty airtight, Cookigaki.
on November 3, 2008 7:16 pm
No, it is fake self-parody, so he is the king of fake self-parody. Shatner knows what he’s doing when he self-parodies, Hoff deep down inside still believes he is awesome and that is sad.
on November 3, 2008 9:48 pm
Don’t hassle the hoff.
on November 4, 2008 12:29 am
That’s because he IS awesome.
on November 4, 2008 2:46 am
The Hoff will not be awesome until he is drowning in so much boobage that he must inappropriately touch them at work just to get a break. And his boner must make wailing guitar sounds, like Cookigaki, but it does not. Shatner’s does.