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the-hoff-promotes-red-alert-3-in-the-most-tongue-in-cheek-videos-you-will-ever-see

David Hasselhoff, King of self-parody, has starred in a promotional microsite for EA’s Red Alert 3. Seriously, these videos are so good they could populate The Watercooler all year long. Explosions? Check. Bikinis? Check. Extreme sports? Check. The Hoff? Double check.

The videos parody infomercial-style adverts, and are clinically proven to be the best thing you’ll ever see. Not content with the best adverts ever, the site also provides a soundboard of The Hoff, which lets you line up phrases for fantastic, brilliant, epic words of wisdom from the great man. Seriously, click the link. If you don’t have the internet, simply ring 1-866-RALERT3 now!

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11 Comments »

  1. Jonathan Zungre
    on November 3, 2008 12:20 pm

    these ads 100% work on me.

    MMM..that’s good RTS.

  2. Sam Naylor
    on November 3, 2008 12:29 pm

    You’ll buy nine copies!

  3. Dan Landis
    on November 3, 2008 1:14 pm

    I’m gonna have to disagree with you here. David Hasselhoff is not the King of Self-Parody. That crown easily goes to William Shatner.

  4. Sam Naylor
    on November 3, 2008 1:59 pm

    Shatner’s the Queen of self-parody, and Adam West is the Prince.

  5. Tomonoatmeal Cookigaki
    on November 3, 2008 2:01 pm

    Shatner is King! Hasselhoff is fake with his leather and sunglasses. Shatner dons real leather and sunglasses, and he uses ninja sword much better than Hasselhoff. Your comments? Cookigaki does not approve!

  6. Sam Naylor
    on November 3, 2008 2:37 pm

    Aha! If the Hoff is “fake”, that makes him even MORE of a self-parody!

  7. Dylan Duarte
    on November 3, 2008 5:11 pm

    Sam’s logic is pretty airtight, Cookigaki.

  8. Tomonoatmeal Cookigaki
    on November 3, 2008 7:16 pm

    No, it is fake self-parody, so he is the king of fake self-parody. Shatner knows what he’s doing when he self-parodies, Hoff deep down inside still believes he is awesome and that is sad.

  9. DavidGX
    on November 3, 2008 9:48 pm

    Don’t hassle the hoff.

  10. Sam Naylor
    on November 4, 2008 12:29 am

    That’s because he IS awesome.

  11. Tomonoatmeal Cookigaki
    on November 4, 2008 2:46 am

    The Hoff will not be awesome until he is drowning in so much boobage that he must inappropriately touch them at work just to get a break. And his boner must make wailing guitar sounds, like Cookigaki, but it does not. Shatner’s does.

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