The Hoff Promotes Red Alert 3 In The Most Tongue-in-Cheek Videos You Will Ever See

David Hasselhoff, King of self-parody, has starred in a promotional microsite for EA’s Red Alert 3. Seriously, these videos are so good they could populate The Watercooler all year long. Explosions? Check. Bikinis? Check. Extreme sports? Check. The Hoff? Double check.
The videos parody infomercial-style adverts, and are clinically proven to be the best thing you’ll ever see. Not content with the best adverts ever, the site also provides a soundboard of The Hoff, which lets you line up phrases for fantastic, brilliant, epic words of wisdom from the great man. Seriously, click the link. If you don’t have the internet, simply ring 1-866-RALERT3 now!











