The Hoff Promotes Red Alert 3 In The Most Tongue-in-Cheek Videos You Will Ever See

David Hasselhoff, King of self-parody, has starred in a promotional microsite for EA’s Red Alert 3. Seriously, these videos are so good they could populate The Watercooler all year long. Explosions? Check. Bikinis? Check. Extreme sports? Check. The Hoff? Double check.

The videos parody infomercial-style adverts, and are clinically proven to be the best thing you’ll ever see. Not content with the best adverts ever, the site also provides a soundboard of The Hoff, which lets you line up phrases for fantastic, brilliant, epic words of wisdom from the great man. Seriously, click the link. If you don’t have the internet, simply ring 1-866-RALERT3 now!

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  • Jonathan Zungre

    these ads 100% work on me.

    MMM..that’s good RTS.

  • Sam Naylor

    You’ll buy nine copies!

  • Dan Landis

    I’m gonna have to disagree with you here. David Hasselhoff is not the King of Self-Parody. That crown easily goes to William Shatner.

  • Sam Naylor

    Shatner’s the Queen of self-parody, and Adam West is the Prince.

  • Tomonoatmeal Cookigaki

    Shatner is King! Hasselhoff is fake with his leather and sunglasses. Shatner dons real leather and sunglasses, and he uses ninja sword much better than Hasselhoff. Your comments? Cookigaki does not approve!

  • Sam Naylor

    Aha! If the Hoff is “fake”, that makes him even MORE of a self-parody!

  • Dylan Duarte

    Sam’s logic is pretty airtight, Cookigaki.

  • Tomonoatmeal Cookigaki

    No, it is fake self-parody, so he is the king of fake self-parody. Shatner knows what he’s doing when he self-parodies, Hoff deep down inside still believes he is awesome and that is sad.

  • http://www.barackobama.com/ DavidGX

    Don’t hassle the hoff.

  • Sam Naylor

    That’s because he IS awesome.

  • Tomonoatmeal Cookigaki

    The Hoff will not be awesome until he is drowning in so much boobage that he must inappropriately touch them at work just to get a break. And his boner must make wailing guitar sounds, like Cookigaki, but it does not. Shatner’s does.