Comments on: The Hoff Promotes Red Alert 3 In The Most Tongue-in-Cheek Videos You Will Ever See http://www.ripten.com/2008/11/03/the-hoff-promotes-red-alert-3-in-the-most-tongue-in-cheek-videos-you-will-ever-see/ Real Independent Press To Every Nerd Sat, 11 Feb 2012 01:15:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Tomonoatmeal Cookigaki http://www.ripten.com/2008/11/03/the-hoff-promotes-red-alert-3-in-the-most-tongue-in-cheek-videos-you-will-ever-see/comment-page-1/#comment-102757 Tomonoatmeal Cookigaki Tue, 04 Nov 2008 09:46:58 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=8268#comment-102757 The Hoff will not be awesome until he is drowning in so much boobage that he must inappropriately touch them at work just to get a break. And his boner must make wailing guitar sounds, like Cookigaki, but it does not. Shatner's does. The Hoff will not be awesome until he is drowning in so much boobage that he must inappropriately touch them at work just to get a break. And his boner must make wailing guitar sounds, like Cookigaki, but it does not. Shatner’s does.

]]> By: Sam Naylor http://www.ripten.com/2008/11/03/the-hoff-promotes-red-alert-3-in-the-most-tongue-in-cheek-videos-you-will-ever-see/comment-page-1/#comment-102672 Sam Naylor Tue, 04 Nov 2008 07:29:34 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=8268#comment-102672 That's because he IS awesome. That’s because he IS awesome.

]]> By: DavidGX http://www.ripten.com/2008/11/03/the-hoff-promotes-red-alert-3-in-the-most-tongue-in-cheek-videos-you-will-ever-see/comment-page-1/#comment-102486 DavidGX Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:48:18 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=8268#comment-102486 Don't hassle the hoff. Don’t hassle the hoff.

]]> By: Tomonoatmeal Cookigaki http://www.ripten.com/2008/11/03/the-hoff-promotes-red-alert-3-in-the-most-tongue-in-cheek-videos-you-will-ever-see/comment-page-1/#comment-102376 Tomonoatmeal Cookigaki Tue, 04 Nov 2008 02:16:07 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=8268#comment-102376 No, it is fake self-parody, so he is the king of fake self-parody. Shatner knows what he's doing when he self-parodies, Hoff deep down inside still believes he is awesome and that is sad. No, it is fake self-parody, so he is the king of fake self-parody. Shatner knows what he’s doing when he self-parodies, Hoff deep down inside still believes he is awesome and that is sad.

]]> By: Dylan Duarte http://www.ripten.com/2008/11/03/the-hoff-promotes-red-alert-3-in-the-most-tongue-in-cheek-videos-you-will-ever-see/comment-page-1/#comment-102267 Dylan Duarte Tue, 04 Nov 2008 00:11:56 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=8268#comment-102267 Sam's logic is pretty airtight, Cookigaki. Sam’s logic is pretty airtight, Cookigaki.

]]> By: Sam Naylor http://www.ripten.com/2008/11/03/the-hoff-promotes-red-alert-3-in-the-most-tongue-in-cheek-videos-you-will-ever-see/comment-page-1/#comment-101999 Sam Naylor Mon, 03 Nov 2008 21:37:15 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=8268#comment-101999 Aha! If the Hoff is "fake", that makes him even MORE of a self-parody! Aha! If the Hoff is “fake”, that makes him even MORE of a self-parody!

]]> By: Tomonoatmeal Cookigaki http://www.ripten.com/2008/11/03/the-hoff-promotes-red-alert-3-in-the-most-tongue-in-cheek-videos-you-will-ever-see/comment-page-1/#comment-101984 Tomonoatmeal Cookigaki Mon, 03 Nov 2008 21:01:56 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=8268#comment-101984 Shatner is King! Hasselhoff is fake with his leather and sunglasses. Shatner dons real leather and sunglasses, and he uses ninja sword much better than Hasselhoff. Your comments? Cookigaki does not approve! Shatner is King! Hasselhoff is fake with his leather and sunglasses. Shatner dons real leather and sunglasses, and he uses ninja sword much better than Hasselhoff. Your comments? Cookigaki does not approve!

]]> By: Sam Naylor http://www.ripten.com/2008/11/03/the-hoff-promotes-red-alert-3-in-the-most-tongue-in-cheek-videos-you-will-ever-see/comment-page-1/#comment-101981 Sam Naylor Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:59:40 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=8268#comment-101981 Shatner's the Queen of self-parody, and Adam West is the Prince. Shatner’s the Queen of self-parody, and Adam West is the Prince.

]]> By: Dan Landis http://www.ripten.com/2008/11/03/the-hoff-promotes-red-alert-3-in-the-most-tongue-in-cheek-videos-you-will-ever-see/comment-page-1/#comment-101965 Dan Landis Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:14:32 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=8268#comment-101965 I'm gonna have to disagree with you here. David Hasselhoff is not the King of Self-Parody. That crown easily goes to William Shatner. I’m gonna have to disagree with you here. David Hasselhoff is not the King of Self-Parody. That crown easily goes to William Shatner.

]]> By: Sam Naylor http://www.ripten.com/2008/11/03/the-hoff-promotes-red-alert-3-in-the-most-tongue-in-cheek-videos-you-will-ever-see/comment-page-1/#comment-101958 Sam Naylor Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:29:31 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=8268#comment-101958 You'll buy nine copies! You’ll buy nine copies!

]]> By: Jonathan Zungre http://www.ripten.com/2008/11/03/the-hoff-promotes-red-alert-3-in-the-most-tongue-in-cheek-videos-you-will-ever-see/comment-page-1/#comment-101956 Jonathan Zungre Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:20:16 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=8268#comment-101956 these ads 100% work on me. MMM..that's good RTS. these ads 100% work on me.

MMM..that’s good RTS.

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