The Watercooler – 04 November 2008

The Watercooler

Warning: The Watercooler is the best thing you will see on the Internet today, mainly because it is the best thing I saw on the Internet yesterday. Be advised that The Watercooler is not necessarily videogame related (it usually won’t be), and is often silly, controversial, and/or not safe for work (NSFW). If this type of content frequently offends you, please be aware that I just warned you — if you still click through and get offended, it will be your own stupid fault. Otherwise, please continue…

Today’s Watercooler features something from an old-timey variety show, the first one that David Hasselhoff was a judge on, I believe. While it may start off as just two people dancing, it becomes significantly more ridiculous as the show goes on. It’s inexplicable, other than to say it is a retarded black Bruce Lee swinging mouth chairs and broadway dancing. Yes, really.

Words cannot describe… but I must point out the awesome nerd grunt at mark 1:21.

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  • Tomonoatmeal Cookigaki

    Cookigaki is not impressed. Broadway black Bruce Lee does not once touch adjacent boobage, and mouth chair is very much not ninja sword. Cookigaki did not see even one case of indoor sunglasses amongst a crowd of so many, for shame. If BBBL held ninja sword firmly in mouth and chopped off dress to expose sweet suckle chest, Cookigaki would then approve. As it stands now, Cookigaki does not approve!

    Also, no leather.

  • Sam Naylor

    Cookigaki, you’re awesome. Don’t ever leave.

  • Tomonoatmeal Cookigaki

    Cookigaki does what pleases Cookigaki. That usually means wearing leather and leaping over fences and burying Cookigaki’s face into 11 herbs and spices of Kentucky Fried Boobage. Right now ripten pleases Cookigaki. Cookigaki is especially intrigued by this watercooler business. Cookigaki will stay as long as the watercooler and Daniel-san stay. Cookigaki thanks you for your praise Sam-san.

  • Sam Naylor

    Being called Sam-san brings back memories…

  • Dan Landis

    Yay, someone actually likes The Watercooler!