You may or may not remember the cringe-worthy Guitar Hero World Tour commercial filled with sportacular beefcake — I personally can’t get the look of shame from Michael Phelps out of my head. It would seem that the powers that be have heard our cries and replaced these talented schmoes with an equally talented set of boobs: Heidi Klum. That’s not to say that all of her talent consists of boobs — she has a nice ass, too. Go now and watch them shake.

Thank you and you’re welcome. Honestly, though, this commercial is just silly. That whole time she’s taking off her shirt she’s missing at least twelve notes, and when she’s thinking of me and writhing in ecstasy on the couch, she’s totally wasting her star power.

And yes, I am a sexist hypocrite, but you can’t fault me for enjoying some boobs a lot more than I do watching four dudes in their underwear, especially when they are in obvious Michael Phelps facial pain (the dudes, not the boobs).

Tags: boobs, Guitar-Hero, Heidi Klum, World Tour

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3 Comments » Tomonoatmeal Cookigaki on November 5, 2008 3:34 am Cookigaki took off indoor shades to have better look at the suckle, and Cookigaki approves so hard! Cookigaki will have pleasant dreams tonight while sleeping tentpoled off of bed due to massive boner. Thank you Daniel-san. Brandon R. Miles on November 5, 2008 8:34 am damn, Seal is a luck dude to be hittin her FINE ASS every night, to bad this commercial doesn’t make GH:WT any better. man those drums and songs are bogus! :( Brandon R. Miles on November 5, 2008 8:35 am r RSS feed for comments on this post. Comment Now Note: Commenting on Ripten does not currently require registration, however to be eligible for contests on the site, you must be a registered user. Name (required) Mail (will not be published) (required) Website Commenting Rules: No hate speech allowed. If you must argue, please debate intelligently. Comments containing selected keywords or outbound links will be put into moderation to help prevent spam. Ripten reserves the right to delete comments and ban anyone who doesn't follow the rules. Thanks. Notify me of followup comments Tired of the Goomba? Upload your own custom comment avatar.