Comments on: Kid Accused of Being “Grand Theft Auto Sex Beast” Convicted and Sentenced

By: Darius

Darius — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 21:00:08 +0000

That kid looks like a douche. I hope he gets his teeth knocked out. GTA Is not to blame Its the parents and Him. That’s Britain for you??? Wesley its not just Britain you get Idiots like that. Sick son of a bitch.

By: eadipus

eadipus — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 17:21:45 +0000

The only mission I remember from GTA IV with a hooker in it is where you pick up the girl in the park who offers you sex in exchange for drug money and you help her out and buy her a train ticket back to her family. Or did I get the nice version whilst everyone else was out murdering hookers?

By: Mykul

Mykul — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 12:21:23 +0000

So, what would he be doing if he’d been playing Sim City? :)

By: AMC

AMC — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 10:16:25 +0000

Classic Epic Fail picture right there.

By: The Whaler

The Whaler — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 08:29:59 +0000

He’ll be someone’s Oreo in jail.

By: Sigma

Sigma — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 07:12:54 +0000

That kid is going to learn what a real hooker has to go through in prison. Are video games to blame? I think this kid was plenty fucking stupid before the game. I blame Aurthur C. Clarke, how ’bout that media?

By: Wesley

Wesley — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 06:52:46 +0000

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up. What a noob some geeks just need some TLC from they’re parents. Thats Brittian for you

By: Chad Lakkis

Chad Lakkis — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 04:57:33 +0000

Too bad his “pimp hand” won’t be the part of his body getting put to work in jail. Now he’ll know what it feels like to be on the other end.

By: Chad Lakkis

Chad Lakkis — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 04:56:30 +0000

Also, is that a Band-aid under his ring? Fingers not manly enough to support its Oreo goodness? Pathetic.

By: Dan Landis

Dan Landis — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 04:55:37 +0000

Second place goes to the mystical hat rotation.

By: Chad Lakkis

Chad Lakkis — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 04:55:08 +0000

Dan and I were just talking, and we decided that we both love his vanilla Oreo ring. Hotness!!!