Pretty much speaks for itself, doesn’t it? This Star Wars toaster burns the visage of Darth Vader into your breakfast.  It even uses the power of the Dark Side to prevent your toast from landing butter side down, something the Light doesn’t teach.

Read on for the official geeked-out description that only a true Star Wars nerd could appreciate.

If there’s something every Sith Lord knows how to do it’s make a balanced breakfast. While the Jedi have to live off of Jawa juice and fried nerfsteak, the Dark Lord of the Sith prefers to have a reminder of his fiery Mustafar defeat at his breakfast table. Every morning he burns that moment into a slice of bread with the Darth Vader Toaster. This black, ominous kitchen appliance easily leaves the mark of Vader’s helmet in every yummy piece of toast. Slather some Bantha butter on top, or make two pieces for an extra-Sithy BLT. Force power not required to operate toaster.

Available in January ‘09, you can preorder this sum-bitch for fiddy-five dollars at StarWarsShop.com.

Tags: butter side down, Dark Side, Darth-Vader, Geeked-Out, Star-Wars, toaster

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3 Comments » The Whaler on November 8, 2008 11:58 pm Oh *zoom in* My *zoom in* Allah Vader toast!!! :D komrad on January 1, 2009 2:43 pm holey shiet. brilliant. sold. hidden object pc games on August 14, 2009 12:20 am Haha, nicee~ The perfect housewarming gift for a Star Wars fan! (Even if not, it’s pretty cool to have a toaster like this at home.) RSS feed for comments on this post. Comment Now Note: Commenting on Ripten does not currently require registration, however to be eligible for contests on the site, you must be a registered user. Name (required) Mail (will not be published) (required) Website Commenting Rules: No hate speech allowed. If you must argue, please debate intelligently. Comments containing selected keywords or outbound links will be put into moderation to help prevent spam. Ripten reserves the right to delete comments and ban anyone who doesn't follow the rules. Thanks. Notify me of followup comments Tired of the Goomba? Upload your own custom comment avatar.