The Power of the Dark Side (of Toast)

Pretty much speaks for itself, doesn’t it? This Star Wars toaster burns the visage of Darth Vader into your breakfast.  It even uses the power of the Dark Side to prevent your toast from landing butter side down, something the Light doesn’t teach.

Read on for the official geeked-out description that only a true Star Wars nerd could appreciate.

If there’s something every Sith Lord knows how to do it’s make a balanced breakfast. While the Jedi have to live off of Jawa juice and fried nerfsteak, the Dark Lord of the Sith prefers to have a reminder of his fiery Mustafar defeat at his breakfast table. Every morning he burns that moment into a slice of bread with the Darth Vader Toaster. This black, ominous kitchen appliance easily leaves the mark of Vader’s helmet in every yummy piece of toast. Slather some Bantha butter on top, or make two pieces for an extra-Sithy BLT. Force power not required to operate toaster.

Available in January ’09, you can preorder this sum-bitch for fiddy-five dollars at StarWarsShop.com.

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  • The Whaler

    Oh
    *zoom in*
    My
    *zoom in*
    Allah

    Vader toast!!!
    :D

  • komrad

    holey shiet. brilliant. sold.

  • http://www.worldofww.com hidden object pc games

    Haha, nicee~
    The perfect housewarming gift for a Star Wars fan! (Even if not, it’s pretty cool to have a toaster like this at home.)