Annnnnnd we’re sky diving! The babies are crying, the cows need milking, the shirts need ironing, and you had better for God’s sake waggle that skillet before the frying food bits burn. What the heck does a CEO do in the context of a Wii game, anyhow?

Deca Sports has Hudson pretty happy, so they’re ready to throw their next mini-game compilation at you, this time in the form of the occupation-to-mini-game distillation system, Help Wanted. You can go head-to-head at 15 of the 50 jobs, although we’re not sure which. Astronaut? Haunted house monster? Sumo referee? Check the full list after the jump and look for Help Wanted next summer, unless you’d rather make a couple bucks actually working.

1. Cleaning Crew

2. Newscaster

3. Astronaut

4. Babysitter

5. Beach Waiter

6. Boat Captain (Resort Captain)

7. Bodybuilder

8. Master Higgins

9. Market Clerk

10. Cook

11. Dairy Farmer

12. Dentist

13. CEO

14. Dry Cleaner

15. Emergency Medical Technician

16. Exercise Instructor

17. Farmer

18. Fire Fighter

19. Fisherman

20. Arctic Delivery

21. Game Creator

22. Goalkeeper

23. Grill Cook

24. Haunted House Monster

25. Interpreter

26. Interpreter*

27. Interviewer

28. Clown

29. Lighting Crew Member

30. Make-up Artist

31. Manicurist

32. Courier

33. Pinch Hitter

34. Pit Crew

35. Pizza Chef

36. Policeman

37. Crane Operator

38. Art Restorer

39. Security Guard

40. Aerial Camera

41. Stunt Car Driver

42. Submarine Crew

43. Sumo Referee

44. Action Hero

45. Sushi Master

46. Tailor

47. Teacher

48. TV Camera Person

49. TV Shopping Crew

50. Volleyball Referee

*We’re just as puzzled about this as you are. Hope to have an answer soon :D

Tags: Help Wanted, hudson, Minigame Collection

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