The Watercooler – The Watchmen Edition

The Watercooler

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Today’s Watercooler features a new trailer for the upcoming Watchmen movie, based on the somewhat controversial graphic novel (or comic, if you prefer) of the same name. If you haven’t read it, do that. If you don’t like reading, just watch this trailer. If you don’t like trailers, then… well, you suck. Watchmen is what Batman would be like if he gave even less of a fuck than he already does.

Who watches the Watchmen? Hopefully, I do. Trailers like this always seem to give me a huge boner.

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  • Tomonoatmeal Cookigaki

    Cookigaki watches the Watchmen and gets huge boner like Daniel-san. But not at same time or in same room for that is gay. Cookigaki is not gay! Do you not see indoor shades?! Cookigaki is epitome of studliness!

  • Sam Naylor

    Cookigaki is right, this is a great trailer. Can’t wait for this to come out.

  • Dan Landis

    Hey, hey — what about “Dan was right, this is a great trailer”?

  • Sam Naylor

    Yes, dear. You were right too.

  • R

    Dan was right, this is a great trailer

  • Dan Landis

    Hahaha, thanks R.

  • Abaddon

    I really,really need this movie to be good.I have a 67’5% of faith about this.