Don’t Worry, Mama Will Kill It!: PETA’s Cooking Mama Carnivore Propaganda

The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, an organization most renowned for tossing blood-red paint on those that don fur clothing of any kind, first started their video game parody tirade againt meat-eaters with the Super Chick Sisters, where you play as one of two chicks out to find and kill the Colonel. Well, today they released the second of their series, entitled Cooking Mama: Mama Kills Animals, an obvious parody of Taito’s Cooking Mama series. Oh boy.

I love meat (and vegetables!) as much as the next guy, (please don’t hurt me, PETA) but the difference is that the next guy might be swayed by PETA’s radical tactics. Meanwhile, I’ll be over here, covered in tripe and cow blood, playing Killing Mama 2: Electric Stove Boogaloo.

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