Comments on: The Watercooler – Paint Out Your Ass Edition

By: Abaddon

Abaddon — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 10:22:39 +0000

@Sy,
Sony would first put some midgets dancing and lurking in the dark,making disgusting burtonian squeakings with mouths where their eyes should be,then the big man appears and shits all over their faces.

By: The Whaler

The Whaler — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 06:33:01 +0000

@SeasonedSalt: Heck yes :D

*goes lady huntin*

By: Sy

Sy — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 22:59:28 +0000

That like something Sony would do.

By: Abaddon

Abaddon — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:55:52 +0000

I knew that the disclaimer warning for this article was there for a reason,but damn,at least they could’ve used a short asian lady instead of a uh…big hairy dude.

So the key to make transgressor ads involving nude scenes without being marked as sexist is to overwhelm the censors mind with Mr.Pilosity Mcbacon,shitting 24-bit RGB shit legs wide open over a virgin canvas,until the censors say they don’t even want to talk about it anymore.I would be confused too.

By: AMC

AMC — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:35:21 +0000

@SeasonedSalt:

When I look at a women it is strictly art appreciation.

By: Dylan Duarte

Dylan Duarte — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:06:21 +0000

You made me watch this!

Well, you didn’t make me, but I trusted the Watercooler! NOW I DON’T KNOW TO TRUST

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:36:13 +0000

R is super hawt. Just sayin’

By: nick

nick — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:15:39 +0000

At least the Xbox commercials were creepy yet relevant. This video makes me think Microsoft is taking shots (not like the ones in the video) at art, kind of like saying “you pull/shoot things out of your ass and call it art”. In a few cases, yeah, it’s true…but..eww.. If i bought a zune, and stopped for a second to admire my newly purchased device, I don’t want to think of a fat hairy man’s crusty/painfilled rectum..and the fact I paid money for it.

By: R

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 15:51:36 +0000

And I get an ‘ew’ when I lick the salt out of my crisp packets?!

…I would have thought it’d be even more interesting to have a dog doing this. Just without the paint. Or canvas. Or projectile-iasion. Its a word.

By: SeasonedSalt

SeasonedSalt — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 15:29:33 +0000

It’s true. I like chick asses and I’m not gay or anything. Chicks are just nice to look at because we are beautifully shaped, unlike bulky men. Where’s The Whaler, I know she agrees with this.

By: AMC

AMC — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:55:19 +0000

Agreed Allen. Chicks even like other chick’s asses, so its win-win.

By: Dan Landis

Dan Landis — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:35:10 +0000

Hey, finally something we can agree on.

By: Allen

Allen — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:24:17 +0000

Atleast make a hot chick do this.

By: AMC

AMC — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:08:35 +0000

As an artist, I see what MS was going with. However, they failed horribly in any attempts at being cool OR ironic.

By: Dan Landis

Dan Landis — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:16:31 +0000

Dildawg, what did I do?

By: Dylan Duarte

Dylan Duarte — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:13:52 +0000

fuck you Dan

By: Dr. Muhbutwiches

Dr. Muhbutwiches — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:04:44 +0000

OMGWTFBBQLOL!?!?!? I mean, um, it is my professional opinion that this commercial is pretty fucked up.

By: Vaj is Delicious

Vaj is Delicious — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:56:17 +0000

I’m gonna have to agree with cookie face.

By: Tomonoatmeal Cookigaki

Tomonoatmeal Cookigaki — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:38:49 +0000

Cookigaki is as intrigued as Cookigaki is disgusted. Cookigaki believes commercial represents how Microsoft takes whatever comes out of ass and says “this is art, buy it”. Cookigaki doesn’t know how to interpret it any other way.