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Today’s Watercooler features an incredibly mundane yet surprising unsettling little video of some “woman” in a wedding dress. Thing is, she’s wearing a mask on her face… but the mask is just the face of a woman. So why does this still manage to creep me the fuck out?

Is that the Burger King guy’s wife, uh, the Burger Queen? Or is it one of his many illegitimate children (you know he’s a pimp)? Either way, I’m going to hunt this fake-faced thing down and make sure it never bothers anyone ever again… even though I just made it bother all of you. Oops.

You’re welcome.

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Tags: bride, Burger King, Burger Queen, creepy, I'm seriously going to kill that thing, mask, The Watercooler

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3 Comments » Vaj is Delicious on November 20, 2008 9:40 am Um, where is it? The Whaler on November 20, 2008 10:51 pm Yeah it’s not working for me either You lied to us Dan :’< Dan Landis on November 21, 2008 4:04 am Yeah, sorry peeps. For some reason our blip.tv account is experiencing some problems. Hopefully we get it resolved soon. RSS feed for comments on this post. Comment Now Note: Commenting on Ripten does not currently require registration, however to be eligible for contests on the site, you must be a registered user. Name (required) Mail (will not be published) (required) Website Commenting Rules: No hate speech allowed. If you must argue, please debate intelligently. Comments containing selected keywords or outbound links will be put into moderation to help prevent spam. Ripten reserves the right to delete comments and ban anyone who doesn't follow the rules. Thanks. Notify me of followup comments Tired of the Goomba? Upload your own custom comment avatar.