The Watercooler – 21 November 2008

The Watercooler

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Today’s Watercooler features classic Captain James Tiberius Kirk watching the new trailer for the Star Trek remake that we had featured on a previous Watercooler (which you could watch if blip.tv ever starts working again). Seems like Kirk Classic dislikes New Kirk as much as I do, and I’m sure there’s a funny picture to be made about this sentence.

No, I’m Captain Kirk.

You’re welcome.

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  • Tomonoatmeal Cookigaki

    No, Cookigaki is Captain Kirk.

  • Dr. Muhbutwiches

    No, I’m Captain Kirk!

  • SeasonedSalt

    No, I’M Captain Kirk!!!

  • Dan Landis

    No, I’m Captain Kirk. I said it first (well, second) and I used emphasis which none of you did. If you really were Captain Kirk, you would be passionate about it.

  • SeasonedSalt

    Shut up! I used caps and I put 3 exclamation points at the end. I’m sorry that I don’t have mystical letter tilting powers like you do.

  • Tomonoatmeal Cookigaki

    No mystical power needed. Cookigaki can also tilt letters, but Cookigaki is not good evidence since Cookigaki does have mystical powers.

  • Dan Landis

    It’s true. You just need to know a tiny bit of html.

  • SeasonedSalt

    Like this!? I did it!

  • Vaj is Delicious

    Can we get back on topic here?

    I AM CAPTAIN KIRK!

  • Dr. Muhbutwiches

    It will cost you all $10,000 per hour each to have me tell you why you are not Captain Kirk, but I will do you a favor and just tell you now, no charge.

    Because I am Captain Kirk!

  • Dan Landis

    Hahaha, what have I done!

    P.S. I’m Captain Kirk.