Top 10 Nicest Asses in Videogames – #8

Recognize that rear? You should. One of the most famous behinds in all of gaming makes its way to the number 8 spot of our Top 10 Nicest Asses countdown . Of course you aren’t satisfied with that little picture and need more visual proof, and we humbly oblige. Again, please note that there may be some NSFW content included.

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#8 – Lara Croft (Tomb Raider series)

Seriously, is this a surprise to anyone? Maybe the fact that the most famous female in all of videogames is way down at number 8 is a surprise, but I think everyone kinda expected to see her on this list.

So what’s so great about Lara’s lower lumps? Well, for one thing she’s gone through a slight change with every iteration of the Tomb Raider games. At some point, there has likely been a Lara Croft model that you would totally bone. Even if her ass hasn’t met your standards yet, there’s hope that it will get bigger/smaller/rounder/flatter in the future.

Even if the “official” Lara Croft doesn’t do it for you, there are downloadable skins for the PC version like the infamous Nude Patch. Even further than that, however, you have fan art and the very, very, very NSFW content of sites like LaraCroftNude. It’s bound to happen with any pop culture icon, but Lara Croft has an entire pay site dedicated to Tomb Raider porn. That’s big time.

Additionally, Lara Croft has been portrayed by a slew of real life hot chicks. This alone makes “Lara Croft” a far-fetched yet possible sexual encounter — there are dudes out there that have actually boned Lara Croft. Think about that.

Looking at this picture, you may be drawn (as I was) to the Lara on the far right. This is model Karima Adebibe, and she has by far been the best Lara Croft to date. Need more pics?

Alison Carroll has recently taken on the role of Lara Croft. While she may actually have the gymnastics skill to pull off Lara’s fancy acrobatics, I still don’t think she beats Karima where it really counts: hotness. Alison Carroll is still pretty hot, though, and you can check out her gallery here.

And just for added eye candy, here’s a video of Lara hopping around in a white dress:

…and here’s a video of her in a bunch of different bathing suits:

I think we’ve proven why Lara deserves on this list (as if there was much doubt). Don’t forget to check back in tomorrow to see our number 7 pick for the Top 10 Nicest Asses in Videogames.

Oh, and here’s one more pic for good measure:

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  • Tomonoatmeal Cookigaki

    Cookigaki loves you more and more every day, Daniel-san.

  • AMC

    Yeah, what Cookigaki said and stuffs…

  • Trevor

    But if the countdown was all in one day, they wouldn’t have ten days of guaranteed traffic boosters! Duh!

    I’m just surprised Lara is this low on the list.

  • Vaj is Delicious

    I’m surprised your face isn’t on this list, ass face.

  • Dan Landis

    Yes, and if the countdown was all in one day, people couldn’t learn the value of patience.

    Ideally, I’d like to do one post and have 10 pages, but our system is not set up to do that. I considered just putting all 10 up at one time, but then the whole front page would just be this list and I thought that would look silly. I know everyone wants the whole thing RIGHT NOW, but after considering all of the options, the best way to do it was to just make it a countdown.

  • SeasonedSalt

    What’s the problem here? IGN does this all the time and people don’t complain. Christ, quit being so impatient!

  • Dr. Muhbutwiches

    Kids these days… all about the instant gratification. I bet you would all kill yourselves if the Internet was taken away from you. For $10,000 an hour, I can help rid you of your deficiencies. Call my people.

  • G

    lol i have no idea whats next for this list. I expected this one. Maybe eva from mgs3, yuna and rikku in ffx-2 or the beauties in mgs4. Just throwing out a couple ideas…

  • John

    Where are the rest bitches!! what a pointless peice of shite article……… u fucking neeks wanking over LC again. The game is fucking crap!!

  • CallofDoody

    IGN is also a shit site. Just cuz they r big doesnt mean their any good.

  • Nick

    you should have shown Laura in that wetsuit from the beginning of Tomb-raider Underworld during that water level. That suit was very skintight, to say the least.

  • kyle
  • http://hotxboxnews.com/ Xbox News

    Lara Croft at spot 8? She should be in the top 3 at least :)

  • oi

    Are you high on Laura Croft… That woman is a stick dude. The Laura to the left of Angelina wins. Or two to the left of Angelina. Heck, Angelina Jole beats that one.

    I’m not trying to diss the girl, but man… She is miles behind the rest of those hotties.

  • http://www.computerplanet.co.uk/systems/gaming Gamer417

    No surprise to see Lara Croft in the top 10, probably the most famous female in video gaming, even movies were made of the games!

  • Kate

    I’m sorry, but I think her ass should have been number 1!

  • Nodia

    This is why you guys will stay virgins. Wasting your time on creating & supporting lists like these! I see your kind sometimes, staring at my chest & butt, fumbling over your words– your cowardice totally turning me off. I actually like gamers & nerds, but as long as they’re too scared, we’ll never be together. 
    Go outside, & get some real ass!

  • http://twitter.com/DaveOshry Dave Oshry

    Haha, I approve of this comment, baby.  ^__^

  • Kscott190

    Only a virgin would had came up with this list

  • kballs

    Calm down, it’s just for fun.

  • kballs

    Calm down, it’s just for fun.

  • http://lazyassgamer.com/think-with-portals-1980s-style-an-interview-with-mari0-creators-stabyourself-net lazyassgamer

    Lololol Kscott