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Top 10 Nicest Asses in Videogames – #6

by Dan Landis on December 8, 2008 at 11:50 pm

We continue our countdown today with another fairly famous ass in the world of videogames. Any ideas? Well, it wouldn’t surprise me if you didn’t instantly recognize it as the girl in question usually covers it up. Not here, though. Read on to see our number 6 pick, but remember: some content may be considered ‘Not Safe For Work’.

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#6 – Samus Aran (Metroid)

Metroid surprised the gaming world way back in the heyday of the NES by revealing that beneath all the armor, Samus is all woman. Break through that hard exterior and you’ll find a beautiful person inside — kind of like a metaphor for… something. Nintendo is teaching us that it’s what’s on the inside that counts, especially if what’s on the inside is a hot babe.


Check out that ass!

Surprisingly, Nintendo has actually sexed up Samus in recent years, going so far as to feature her in her painted-on Zero Suit in games like Super Smash Brothers Brawl. Of course, some people out there have different ideas for what the ‘Zero Suit’ really means, and it’s relatively easy to find pictures of a naked Samus. I honestly don’t feel the need to even link to them because the Zero Suit is practically already a naked Samus, she’s just blue.

I’m going to just stop there a give you this nice collection of pictures:

Curious what some Samus cosplay would look like? We’ve seen Samus in her armor before, but I found a pretty nice Zero Suit pic as well:

Funny thing is, Samus can be found in SSBB with her male ass counterpart, Solid Snake. Anyone who’s seen Metal Gear Solid 4 in action knows that Snake has some tight glutes, and pretty much any of these pictures could be him if you paste his face on there and get rid of the boobs. Unfortunately, I just couldn’t bring myself to type “Solid Snake’s ass” into google, but I found a humorous little sexcapade with Snake and the girls from Smash Bros.

I think we’ve proven beyond any doubt that Samus, despite her unwillingness to show it off in the past, has a sweet ass. Okay, she’s being practical and actually wearing a full protective suit to fight aliens, but that’s not gonna land her a boyfriend. Strangely, though, I’ve seen more pics than I care to have seen of an incredibly pregnant Samus, so I don’t know what that’s about. Maybe Samus is more of a freak than I thought…

Anyway, don’t forget to check back tomorrow to find out the number 5 pick on our Top 10 Nicest Asses in Videogames countdown.

All the Asses: 10 | 9 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 | Special Mentions | 1

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11 Comments »

  1. DavidGX
    on December 9, 2008 2:02 am

    I can’t argue with that.

  2. Dr. Muhbutwiches
    on December 9, 2008 2:14 am

    As a super smart psychologist, I can firmly say that anyone who does argue with this is a homo.

  3. Tomonoatmeal Cookigaki
    on December 9, 2008 2:21 am

    This list is so far the greatest thing Cookigaki has ever seen! Cookigaki cannot imagine how it gets any better!

  4. IDemonstalkerXI
    on December 9, 2008 3:39 am

    Mai will kick it up a knotch im thinking.

  5. pinakaguwaping
    on December 9, 2008 4:49 am

    That piece of fan-art in the middle is actually mine. If anyone’s interested, here’s the high-res version.

    http://pinakaguwaping.deviantart.com/art/Zero-Suit-Samus-38826562

  6. Sam Naylor
    on December 9, 2008 5:29 am

    What about a list of the best boobage, Cookigaki?

  7. Keane Ng
    on December 9, 2008 8:44 am

    agreedo

  8. Sam Naylor
    on December 9, 2008 10:06 am

    @pinakaguwaping:

    Thanks for letting us know, and especially thanks for linking us on your DeviantArt page!

  9. Dan Landis
    on December 9, 2008 10:09 am

    You do fine work, pinakaguwaping, and we all appreciate it. I generally haven’t sourced the pictures because they usually don’t come from the original source anyways. Yours, for example, I found on some random forum, so I meant do disrespect by not linking your page.

    Keep up the good work!

  10. AMC
    on December 9, 2008 12:04 pm

    Hell yeah.

  11. Aaron
    on December 9, 2008 6:34 pm

    Actually Samus isn’t a freak, but alot of he fans are. Anyways great list so far but might I suggest a few? Shura from Soul Calibur 4 and Mistress from Rumble Roses XX, just my two cents.

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