Top 10 Nicest Asses in Videogames – #4
by Dan Landis on December 10, 2008 at 11:49 pm
Some of you may recognize that ass instantly. Others, well, it’s not that obvious. It’s one of those things that gets lost in the mix because the game is being talked about so much that the simple fact that it has great asses in it doesn’t get a lot of attention. We need to change that, and that’s why it’s our number 4 pick. Like all entries on this list, there may be some content that some would consider ‘Not Safe for Work’.
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#4 – Everyone (Metal Gear Solid 4)
More like Metal Rear Solid: Buns of the Patriots. Okay, so not everyone in the game is rocking a perky posterior, but Snake, Raiden, all four of the chicks from the ‘Beauty and the Beast’ unit, Meryl, etc. all have great asses. Actually, the characters whose asses you never see are probably still pretty great, you’d just never know about it.
At this point, the whole “they’re just fake” argument for why videogame characters shouldn’t actually be able to turn you on, well, it goes out the window. Why? Because all four of the Beauty and the Beast chicks are actually modeled after real beauties. Why then would it be weird to be attracted to a 3D render of a real-life babe? Answer: it wouldn’t.
Let’s see these asses in action, shall we? The first two and a half minutes is some photoshoot thing with them singing and dancing, but then it’s all in-game stuff after that.
There’s also this “interesting” interview with Lyndall Jarvis, the model/actress who plays Laughing Octopus in the game. And yes, even though she’s in her underwear, it is an actual interview about MGS4.
Even though the booties from MGS4 made it to number 4 on our list, previous entries in the Metal Gear Solid series have featured some pretty nice asses as well. I’m sure most gamers have fond memories of catching Meryl changing in the first MGS, and let’s not forget the hotness of Sniper Wolf either. Oh, and one more thing: Eva. Let’s take a video stroll down memory lane:
Most cosplayers seem to like the classics as well.
NSFW: Catching Meryl in the bathroom somewhat set the voyeuristic tone of a lot of fan art… or maybe people just like to draw naked chicks. Here we see Meryl in her famous scene (and another pic where her ass ain’t so huge), and here we have Sniper Wolf done in a classic Metal Gear artwork style (notice the Kojima panties). And just for you ladies, Solid Snake and Raiden go topless, too.
To be honest, some of the previous entries have been better on a direct ass-to-ass comparison, but the combined might of several nice asses in one game catapult the butts of Metal Gear Solid 4 up the list to our number 4 spot. How could it get any better? Well, there’s 3 more to go, so don’t forget to check back tomorrow for the next on our list of the Nicest Asses in Videogames.
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8 Comments » |
on December 11, 2008 2:49 am
Wow, that is a whole lot of ass. Cookigaki would like the octopus to laugh on Cookigaki’s boner. The others can join too but Cookigaki just wanted to make a joke about Laughing Octopus.
on December 11, 2008 4:49 am
Nice choice. I laughed when she said she used to play World of Warcraft and recently played “the game with the guitar”. Nice.
on December 11, 2008 7:08 am
I called it! Solid Snake is indeed in the list! I actually enjoy this list a lot. Okay, now I’m just kissing ass to Dan. That sounded so wrong.
on December 11, 2008 8:06 am
I wonder if the ladies from Kinetica will make it into the list. :P
on December 11, 2008 12:51 pm
Alright, now this list is making me bi.
on December 11, 2008 2:32 pm
I thought you already were.
on December 11, 2008 10:47 pm
Now I don’t feel to wrong for drooling over the beauties.
on December 13, 2008 10:56 am
Solid Snake has THE best ass in the video game industry. Hands down. Even at the ripe old age (ripe for him, anyway) of forty-ish. What’s wrong with you people…?