Top 10 Nicest Asses in Videogames – Special Mentions
by Dan Landis on December 13, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Before we get to our top pick, we thought it might be nice to share with you all of the asses that were considered for this list. Of course, some of these are pretty fine posteriors that you may think are more deserving of Top 10 status than the ones we actually chose, but let me tell you — it was a difficult process, much more difficult than I expected it to be.
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Honorable Mentions – The Mass Effect chicks
Even though they were in armor most of the time, the girls from Mass Effect had some pretty nice asses. Fan favorite Tali was unfortunately not one of your choices when it came down to which chick you want to get it on with, something the Internet has mocked us about (slightly NSFW).
Speaking of getting it on, the sex scene is Mass Effect is actually a bit different depending on which girl you choose. Liara (the blue chick) has a longer, more revealing cutscene, and we’ve provided that for you here:
Yes, that was a nice ass, Liara, and we thank you. Even so, it just wasn’t great enough to make the top 10.
The Soul Calibur chicks
The girls of the Soul Calibur games are always making their way into these lists, usually because of their huge knockers. For this list, however, those knockers do nothing to help them in their ranking. Everyone has their individual preference, and you can argue in the comments if you want.
A lot of dudes think Ivy’s the hottest thing in the gaming world, but just because she has more of it and ain’t afraid to show it doesn’t mean it’s actually all that great. Taki also scores points just because her outfit is painted on, and the innocence of Sophitia’s white undies makes her another favorite. Seriously, how could you choose just one? Simple — you don’t. That’s a life lesson right there. When it comes to asses, however, the Soul Calibur chicks just weren’t tight enough to make the top 10.
The Final Fantasy chicks
Specifically, Yuna and Rikku from Final Fantasy X and X-2, and even better are Fran and Ashe from Final Fantasy XII. I’m actually a pretty big fan of Fran’s booty, but I couldn’t find a decent picture or video of her ass anywhere. It wouldn’t be much of post without all of the awesome pictures to go with it, so I decided to put the one nice pic in with the other Final Fantasy chicks as an honorable mention. Sorry, Fran!
Nova (StarCraft Ghost)
Let’s face it: as great as Nova’s ass looks in this picture, she technically doesn’t exist yet in the world of videogames because StarCraft Ghost has never been released. Being that it’s on-hold “indefinitely”, it would be unfair to put her in the top 10 and have her game never come out or have it release with a less beautiful ass than the one we see here. Sorry, Nova, maybe next year.
Other Considerations
As much as I would like to put a description of every ass considered along with an explanation of why they didn’t make it, I’m sure that in the grand scheme of things you really don’t care. What you want is pictures of hot videogame-related chicks’ asses. Understandable. Here are a bunch of butts that I’ve seen recently that were at one point in the running for the Top 10 Nicest Asses in Videogames (click to enlarge):
Dishonorable Mentions – Shahdee (Prince of Persia: Warrior Within)
You actually may be somewhat surprised to see such a nice ass as a dishonorable mention, but there’s good reason for it. When Shahdee initially walks out, you are first greeted to this lovely shot of her good side. Unfortunately, this is followed up shortly thereafter by the reveal that she is actually Leon Kennedy circa Resident Evil 2. This is the kind of girl that begs you to cut off her head. What? Oh, alright, you can just put a bag over it.
Video proof:
While she would never make a ‘Hottest Chicks’ list, Shahdee definitely has what it takes to make a list about round rear ends, even though she’s on the bad side of it.
The Dead or Alive chicks
Let’s face it: everyone seems to think that the pretend innocent sluts of the Dead or Alive series of games are hot. I, too, once fell victim to their charms, but careful study has lead me to the truth — they don’t really have nice asses.
Team Ninja seem to be a bunch of boob men, or maybe they think that most other men are boob men. Either way, the DOA chicks all have huge floppy racks and a decent set of hips, but take a nice, hard look at those asses and what you’ll see is a boxy, flat, boring hunk of booty. Need visual proof?
Sorry I had to do that to you. It’s a difficult truth, I know.
The Rumble Roses chicks (Rumble Roses XX)
Okay, the Rumble Roses chicks have big fat asses. There are lots of people that like big fat asses, but I’m not one of them. Sorry, Rumble Roses girls, but your asses are too fat for this list. I’ll put up one more pic for the people that are into it, just to be a good sport.
Wow, after all of that, who’s left? What ass could possibly be at the number one spot? I know you’re curious, so check back tomorrow for the best booty of them all as we finish off our countdown of the Nicest Asses in Videogames.
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14 Comments » |
on December 14, 2008 2:56 am
I’m hurt, Daniel-san. DOA chicks get dishonorable mention? Cookigaki does not approve!
on December 14, 2008 3:16 am
Admit it, Cookigaki. Those chicks are all boob and no butt. Next game I want bouncing buttcheeks.
on December 14, 2008 7:48 am
Damnit, Luigi hasn’t won. :(
on December 14, 2008 8:09 am
Yeah, it was tough but he just barely didn’t make it.
on December 14, 2008 8:18 am
So we have to wait an extra day to see who got #1? Awww..
on December 14, 2008 8:20 am
The suspense is killing me!
on December 14, 2008 8:53 am
Come on Alyx Vance!
on December 14, 2008 3:48 pm
What?! Chun Li isn’t #1?! Outrageous!
http://img1.gelbooru.com//images/331/970e84577274bb5cfd7ef68d0528617b2c28ae0b.jpg?334281 You look at that and try to convince me that’s not grand.
on December 14, 2008 4:01 pm
I wonder…are these only real videogames asses or do furries count?
on December 14, 2008 4:02 pm
Do furries count in this ass contest?
on December 14, 2008 11:45 pm
haha I was hoping Nina would be mentioned, as much as that Death By Degrees sucked her ass was nice.
So…much….ass
*implodes*
on December 15, 2008 5:54 am
From which videogemes cames the honorable mention 10 : the one with a vampire-like girl and with one girl on each sides, one looking like a knight and the other like a “princess”?
on December 15, 2008 1:16 pm
Hyppos, those girls are from Dark Eden, a free-to-play MMO. It has a vampire theme and plays similarly to Diablo. You can read more about it at http://www.joymax.com/darkeden/
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