PlayStation Home — We Are Not Impressed
So, has anyone downloaded PlayStation Home yet and found out just how awesomely boring “the future” is? Well, I haven’t, and I’m pretty sure I don’t need to. A friend, a diehard Sony supporter that declared Home would kill Xbox Live, invited me over to check out his sweet in-game bachelor pad. I’d honestly be pretty impressed if his real place actually looked the way it did in PlayStation Home, but it doesn’t.
My friend does not have a sweet bachelor pad in real life. What he does have, though, is shit to do — something Home is sorely lacking. He can buy nice furniture to make his in-game crib better than his real-life crib, and his kids can pretend like they have their own place instead of living at mommy and daddy’s place… but that’s pretty much the extent of Home’s good points.
After 20 minutes of walking around his place and having him show me all of the things I could do, I concluded that Home sucks. It’s essentially a glorified chat room but only for your friends that have PS3′s. Sorry, Sony, but I think a PS3′s hard drive space is better used for your 500MB updates and 2GB mandatory installs. After all, aren’t PS3′s supposed to be able to play videogames?
Seems I’m not alone in my feelings of Home. G4′s Attack of the Show hosts Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn took a thrilling stroll through Home-land and were equally unimpressed. Olivia Munn also seems to have no respect for the PS3 controller, tossing it on the floor in palpable disgust.
Exciting, no?
In closing, I made fun of my friend for being such a diehard Sony fanboy before I left his place. Funny thing is, as much as he defends the PS3 and claims it to be the far superior system, he actually plays significantly more on his Xbox 360 and has twice as many games for it but refuses to accept that he actually likes his 360.
He claims he’s just “passing the time” as he waits for all of the awesome PS3 exclusives, at which point he’s going to sell his 360… or so he says. My response to him was “You waited so many years for this and looked how that turned out.”
Great job, Sony (and fuck you, Garett!).
[To be fair, Home is still in Beta, but it's been in Beta for like 20 years so I don't imagine any drastic changes anytime soon.]












