New Trailer for Uwe Boll’s Contra: The Movie

Best. Uwe Boll movie. EVER.

Alright, before anyone gets too excited, this is just a parody by the fine people over at Black20. I know there are some people out there that would actually believe this is the real trailer, and I can understand why (because Uwe Boll sucks), but let me repeat it: this is not a real trailer.

Now that we got that out of the way, enjoy!

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  • SeasonedSalt

    The world would be a much more boring place without Uwe Boll and his shitty movies.

  • Tomonoatmeal Cookigaki

    You just got Contra’d!

  • Abaddon

    Shame on me,I saw this trailer the last week and genuinely thought that is was real.
    But hey,we are talking about Herr Doctor Uwe Boll,this man tried to direct MGS,and I think he said something about LBP as a movie,ewww…

  • mastershredder

    That was straight up awesome. The extra cheese was purposefully and adequately added for a great little film.

    That was way better than any of his other movies. Heh heh. I want to see Far cry just for the sake of seeing it. Yeah, I know what to expect, but man it’s entertaining to watch what happens when the bartender cannot tend the bar…..(he can serve, he just serves up the wrong drinks).

    I’m a old school contra-er, I am uncomfortable where that game has gone just as much as with Uwe’s approach and interpretation of game movies.

  • gogogogo

    Can’t be Uwe’s job, is way better than his movies.

  • Marsz85

    Man, if I hadn’t read your disclaimer I would have thought it was the real thing.

    Blood Rayne, I tried, I really did.

  • Abaddon

    On second thought,Now I lost all hope of Uwe not taking himself seriously.I saw this as some kind of lame retreat as “hey,I was taking the piss with all my other movies,didn’t you understand?”,unfortunately now it seems confirmed that Uwe is not even able to take such an original twist in his…uh, “career”.lol

  • The Whaler

    I thought that was a super soaker in that pic

  • Jonathan Zungre

    that was amazing. every hat i’ve ever owned is off to them.