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WTF?! Crank 2 Trailer is Not a Joke

by Dan Landis on January 16, 2009 at 12:15 am

Could’ve fooled me. I saw this trailer for Crank 2 and about five seconds into it, I thought to myself “This has to be a joke. This has to be a Black20 trailer or something.” But no… This really is the trailer for a really horrible sequel to an incredibly horrible movie. Watch now in disbelief.

[NSFW language]

You’ve got to be freaking kidding me. An electronic heart? Seriously? Five bucks says that Crank 3 will involve Jason Statham’s legs being replaced with a motorcycle.

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15 Comments »

  1. Cadillac
    on January 16, 2009 10:15 am

    Dan,

  2. Dan Landis
    on January 16, 2009 10:19 am

    Yes?

  3. Cadillac
    on January 16, 2009 10:26 am

    Dan,

    Sorry about that 1st post, don’t know how that happened.
    I usually agree with you on most articles that you post but I just can’t on this one.
    Yes, the first movie was over the top and a little ridiculous but I freakin loved it!
    Of course, I’m a huge Jason Statham fan, so even if the movie isn’t great,(Transporter 1,2+3)I’m still entertained by Mr. Statham.
    I saw the trailer yesterday and personally, I can’t wait to see the sequel!
    Can you honestly say you were not entertained by the first one? I do not see how you could honestly feel that way but whatever, people are different.

  4. Dan Landis
    on January 16, 2009 10:40 am

    It was entertaining in a car wreck kind of way. It was stupid and made me laugh at it, so yes, I suppose it was entertaining.

    As for the sequel, I’m certainly not going to hit the theaters to watch it, but I may rent it through Blockbuster Online or Netflix (whichever I have at the time). The one redeeming quality is all the hot chicks, and I like Amy Smart. Jason Statham is certainly not as bad as, say, Vin Diesel, but I could take him or leave him. I was surprisingly not homicidal after watching Death Race, so there’s something to be said about that. And I do a great Jason Statham impression, too.

  5. Cadillac
    on January 16, 2009 11:41 am

    A movie that shows Amy Smart getting nailed in public is ok with me.

    It looks like she will be getting it on the boat in the sequel!

    Long live stupid action movies with strong sexual themes!

    I’m 30 but will never grow up!

  6. Cadillac
    on January 16, 2009 12:58 pm

    Was just looking at IMDB,

    Core Haim is in this movie! He plays a dude named Randy. WTF?

  7. Dan Landis
    on January 16, 2009 1:01 pm

    Yeah, I saw that too. Corey Feldman would be better, though. He’s the superior Corey.

  8. Cadillac
    on January 16, 2009 1:47 pm

    I agree, Feldman cracks me up, Haim is a tool!

  9. John Landis
    on January 17, 2009 6:38 am

    When the hell can we get both Cories in a movie together, or would that be some sort of “Groundhog Day” crazy time-warpiness and we’d all get sucked back to the 80’s…

    They should get both muthafuckin Cories in Crank 3 because that would be the awesomest shit EVER! It’d be Jason Strafem as the hero but he’d get his whole fucking body replaced so that he looks like Corey Feldman! Then they’d go fight vampires while they take hot chicks out on dates without a driver’s license and then get switched bodies with some old dude and start thinking they’re Micheal Jackson and dance around like some freak while kicking the shit out of the badguys, preferably Soviet Russians. It’d be super freaking SWEET!!

  10. Dan Landis
    on January 17, 2009 12:49 pm

    Corey Feldman but with motorcycle legs. Seriously, best movie idea ever.

  11. Zaniaac
    on January 17, 2009 2:28 pm

    Thats seems like the worst movie idea ever, I Loved Crank. Every minute of the movie was a thrill ride for me. The story was original not stupid like you say.

  12. Dan Landis
    on January 17, 2009 6:55 pm

    Some people say Gears of War 2 had an original story, but that doesn’t make the fact that you get swallowed by a huge worm any less retarded.

  13. Zaniaac
    on January 18, 2009 1:02 am

    Gears of War has never been about the story. Gears of war has been about how much legs and limbs you can blow off with a shotgun. How many games do you know where you do get swallowed by a giant worm? Its the concept that games it a mediocre game at best.

  14. Leon
    on January 18, 2009 2:54 am

    so your looking for a story line to be realistic in every way? why do you even go to the movies or buy games?

  15. Dan Landis
    on January 18, 2009 11:43 am

    Of course not. I love sci-fi and fantasy movies. I like Terminator and RoboCop and Star Wars, but there’s a difference here. He freaking gets up and attacks people in the middle of open heart surgery, then runs off and beats up other people with his fresh stitches. His robo-heart would totally fall out!

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