WTF?! Crank 2 Trailer is Not a Joke

Could’ve fooled me. I saw this trailer for Crank 2 and about five seconds into it, I thought to myself “This has to be a joke. This has to be a Black20 trailer or something.” But no… This really is the trailer for a really horrible sequel to an incredibly horrible movie. Watch now in disbelief.
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You’ve got to be freaking kidding me. An electronic heart? Seriously? Five bucks says that Crank 3 will involve Jason Statham’s legs being replaced with a motorcycle.











