Comments on: WTF?! Crank 2 Trailer is Not a Joke http://www.ripten.com/2009/01/16/wtf-crank-2-trailer-is-not-a-joke/ Real Independent Press To Every Nerd Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:12:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Dan Landis http://www.ripten.com/2009/01/16/wtf-crank-2-trailer-is-not-a-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-172518 Dan Landis Sun, 18 Jan 2009 18:43:44 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=9135#comment-172518 Of course not. I love sci-fi and fantasy movies. I like Terminator and RoboCop and Star Wars, but there's a difference here. He freaking gets up and attacks people in the middle of open heart surgery, then runs off and beats up other people with his fresh stitches. His robo-heart would totally fall out! Of course not. I love sci-fi and fantasy movies. I like Terminator and RoboCop and Star Wars, but there’s a difference here. He freaking gets up and attacks people in the middle of open heart surgery, then runs off and beats up other people with his fresh stitches. His robo-heart would totally fall out!

]]> By: Leon http://www.ripten.com/2009/01/16/wtf-crank-2-trailer-is-not-a-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-172354 Leon Sun, 18 Jan 2009 09:54:12 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=9135#comment-172354 so your looking for a story line to be realistic in every way? why do you even go to the movies or buy games? so your looking for a story line to be realistic in every way? why do you even go to the movies or buy games?

]]> By: Zaniaac http://www.ripten.com/2009/01/16/wtf-crank-2-trailer-is-not-a-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-172288 Zaniaac Sun, 18 Jan 2009 08:02:10 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=9135#comment-172288 Gears of War has never been about the story. Gears of war has been about how much legs and limbs you can blow off with a shotgun. How many games do you know where you do get swallowed by a giant worm? Its the concept that games it a mediocre game at best. Gears of War has never been about the story. Gears of war has been about how much legs and limbs you can blow off with a shotgun. How many games do you know where you do get swallowed by a giant worm? Its the concept that games it a mediocre game at best.

]]> By: Dan Landis http://www.ripten.com/2009/01/16/wtf-crank-2-trailer-is-not-a-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-172112 Dan Landis Sun, 18 Jan 2009 01:55:53 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=9135#comment-172112 Some people say Gears of War 2 had an original story, but that doesn't make the fact that you get swallowed by a huge worm any less retarded. Some people say Gears of War 2 had an original story, but that doesn’t make the fact that you get swallowed by a huge worm any less retarded.

]]> By: Zaniaac http://www.ripten.com/2009/01/16/wtf-crank-2-trailer-is-not-a-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-171913 Zaniaac Sat, 17 Jan 2009 21:28:55 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=9135#comment-171913 Thats seems like the worst movie idea ever, I Loved Crank. Every minute of the movie was a thrill ride for me. The story was original not stupid like you say. Thats seems like the worst movie idea ever, I Loved Crank. Every minute of the movie was a thrill ride for me. The story was original not stupid like you say.

]]> By: Dan Landis http://www.ripten.com/2009/01/16/wtf-crank-2-trailer-is-not-a-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-171874 Dan Landis Sat, 17 Jan 2009 19:49:46 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=9135#comment-171874 Corey Feldman but with motorcycle legs. Seriously, best movie idea ever. Corey Feldman but with motorcycle legs. Seriously, best movie idea ever.

]]> By: John Landis http://www.ripten.com/2009/01/16/wtf-crank-2-trailer-is-not-a-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-171783 John Landis Sat, 17 Jan 2009 13:38:32 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=9135#comment-171783 When the hell can we get both Cories in a movie together, or would that be some sort of "Groundhog Day" crazy time-warpiness and we'd all get sucked back to the 80's... They should get both muthafuckin Cories in Crank 3 because that would be the awesomest shit EVER! It'd be Jason Strafem as the hero but he'd get his whole fucking body replaced so that he looks like Corey Feldman! Then they'd go fight vampires while they take hot chicks out on dates without a driver's license and then get switched bodies with some old dude and start thinking they're Micheal Jackson and dance around like some freak while kicking the shit out of the badguys, preferably Soviet Russians. It'd be super freaking SWEET!! When the hell can we get both Cories in a movie together, or would that be some sort of “Groundhog Day” crazy time-warpiness and we’d all get sucked back to the 80′s…

They should get both muthafuckin Cories in Crank 3 because that would be the awesomest shit EVER! It’d be Jason Strafem as the hero but he’d get his whole fucking body replaced so that he looks like Corey Feldman! Then they’d go fight vampires while they take hot chicks out on dates without a driver’s license and then get switched bodies with some old dude and start thinking they’re Micheal Jackson and dance around like some freak while kicking the shit out of the badguys, preferably Soviet Russians. It’d be super freaking SWEET!!

]]> By: Cadillac http://www.ripten.com/2009/01/16/wtf-crank-2-trailer-is-not-a-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-171260 Cadillac Fri, 16 Jan 2009 20:47:14 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=9135#comment-171260 I agree, Feldman cracks me up, Haim is a tool! I agree, Feldman cracks me up, Haim is a tool!

]]> By: Dan Landis http://www.ripten.com/2009/01/16/wtf-crank-2-trailer-is-not-a-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-171232 Dan Landis Fri, 16 Jan 2009 20:01:53 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=9135#comment-171232 Yeah, I saw that too. Corey Feldman would be better, though. He's the superior Corey. Yeah, I saw that too. Corey Feldman would be better, though. He’s the superior Corey.

]]> By: Cadillac http://www.ripten.com/2009/01/16/wtf-crank-2-trailer-is-not-a-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-171229 Cadillac Fri, 16 Jan 2009 19:58:58 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=9135#comment-171229 Was just looking at IMDB, Core Haim is in this movie! He plays a dude named Randy. WTF? Was just looking at IMDB,

Core Haim is in this movie! He plays a dude named Randy. WTF?

]]> By: Cadillac http://www.ripten.com/2009/01/16/wtf-crank-2-trailer-is-not-a-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-171206 Cadillac Fri, 16 Jan 2009 18:41:27 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=9135#comment-171206 A movie that shows Amy Smart getting nailed in public is ok with me. It looks like she will be getting it on the boat in the sequel! Long live stupid action movies with strong sexual themes! I'm 30 but will never grow up! A movie that shows Amy Smart getting nailed in public is ok with me.

It looks like she will be getting it on the boat in the sequel!

Long live stupid action movies with strong sexual themes!

I’m 30 but will never grow up!

]]> By: Dan Landis http://www.ripten.com/2009/01/16/wtf-crank-2-trailer-is-not-a-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-171185 Dan Landis Fri, 16 Jan 2009 17:40:06 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=9135#comment-171185 It was entertaining in a car wreck kind of way. It was stupid and made me laugh at it, so yes, I suppose it was entertaining. As for the sequel, I'm certainly not going to hit the theaters to watch it, but I may rent it through Blockbuster Online or Netflix (whichever I have at the time). The one redeeming quality is all the hot chicks, and I like Amy Smart. Jason Statham is certainly not as bad as, say, Vin Diesel, but I could take him or leave him. I was surprisingly not homicidal after watching Death Race, so there's something to be said about that. And I do a great Jason Statham impression, too. It was entertaining in a car wreck kind of way. It was stupid and made me laugh at it, so yes, I suppose it was entertaining.

As for the sequel, I’m certainly not going to hit the theaters to watch it, but I may rent it through Blockbuster Online or Netflix (whichever I have at the time). The one redeeming quality is all the hot chicks, and I like Amy Smart. Jason Statham is certainly not as bad as, say, Vin Diesel, but I could take him or leave him. I was surprisingly not homicidal after watching Death Race, so there’s something to be said about that. And I do a great Jason Statham impression, too.

]]> By: Cadillac http://www.ripten.com/2009/01/16/wtf-crank-2-trailer-is-not-a-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-171176 Cadillac Fri, 16 Jan 2009 17:26:26 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=9135#comment-171176 Dan, Sorry about that 1st post, don't know how that happened. I usually agree with you on most articles that you post but I just can't on this one. Yes, the first movie was over the top and a little ridiculous but I freakin loved it! Of course, I'm a huge Jason Statham fan, so even if the movie isn't great,(Transporter 1,2+3)I'm still entertained by Mr. Statham. I saw the trailer yesterday and personally, I can't wait to see the sequel! Can you honestly say you were not entertained by the first one? I do not see how you could honestly feel that way but whatever, people are different. Dan,

Sorry about that 1st post, don’t know how that happened.
I usually agree with you on most articles that you post but I just can’t on this one.
Yes, the first movie was over the top and a little ridiculous but I freakin loved it!
Of course, I’m a huge Jason Statham fan, so even if the movie isn’t great,(Transporter 1,2+3)I’m still entertained by Mr. Statham.
I saw the trailer yesterday and personally, I can’t wait to see the sequel!
Can you honestly say you were not entertained by the first one? I do not see how you could honestly feel that way but whatever, people are different.

]]> By: Dan Landis http://www.ripten.com/2009/01/16/wtf-crank-2-trailer-is-not-a-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-171174 Dan Landis Fri, 16 Jan 2009 17:19:59 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=9135#comment-171174 Yes? Yes?

]]> By: Cadillac http://www.ripten.com/2009/01/16/wtf-crank-2-trailer-is-not-a-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-171171 Cadillac Fri, 16 Jan 2009 17:15:55 +0000 http://www.ripten.com/?p=9135#comment-171171 Dan, Dan,

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